Chapter 27: Regular Day (@_@)

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The Next Morning

Kitsu- ne..... Babe, wakey..... (yawns)
Jazy- ugh, (covers face with blanket) give me 5 more minutes....
Kitsu- ugh... This again?..... (countsdown) 5.....4....3...2..1. Now.....
Jazyna-..... agh! (Lifts covers from face) I can't breathe!
Kitsu- I told you, it's just human.... scientific science... I think..... anyway, GET UP OR ELSE YOU GET PUNISHMENT!
Jazyna-FINE! Fine, I'm up! (Goes to brush teeth)
Kitsu- hurry up! (Slaps her butt)

Walking To Guild

Kitsu is holding Jazyna's Right hand.

Kitsu- hmm, that Elemental bracelet....
Jazy- yeah... what about it?
Kitsu- ano, what does it mean?
Jazyna- well, it gives me even More balance, for me to keep calm at fucking horrible situations, or keep my magic calm even when I'm mad, like Zeref's bracelet.
Kitsu- SUGOI! You know Zeref Sho!
Jazy- duhh! When I was at Fairy Tail elementary, Zeref was there... He was really depressed when he had to leave his girlfriend.. so I became friends with him.
Kitsu- hai!.... and only JUST friends... right!?!
Jazy- yeah yeah, just friends hunny bee!
(Romantic Kiss)
Kitsu- aye, hurry... or else we gonna be late!
Jazy- humfp, way to kill the moment! (Kisses his cheek) CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!
Kitsu- hey! That's cheating!

While Kitsu is Chasing Jazyna he finally uses his teleportation and Appears in front of Jazy, making her stop. He catches her before she falls and carries her to a bench nearby.

Old Lady- aww! Sweetie, look! Those two are so sweet! How come you never did that to me?
Old Man- cuz I didn't have muscles!
Old Lady- hmm... hai hai hai..... hahaha, their so beautiful.... a very pretty relationship (*^○^*)

At The Guild

Natsume- Ne-Chan..... Daijobu?
Lucy- yeah.... I'm just going through some stuff, I think......
Wendy- oh shit! Kusa! Umm...... Lucy! I think I had some miss Cal culations when I was x-raying your body..... may I ask what you had before you threw up?
Lucy- what!... oh.... I had coconut yogurt! My favorite!
Wendy-oh..... now I see, you're not actually pregnant..... The yogurt that Mira gave you must have been a little bit too expired so..... that's maybe why...
Lucy- NANANNANAIIIIII! IM... NOT PREGNANT!
Natsu- OMFG! THANK THE IGVIS!
Natsume- nani? What's an IgVis?
Natsu- oh! IGNEEL AND Mavis smushed together!
Natsume is having dirty thoughts of Igneel and Mavis doing the "naughty"
Natsume-...... OUCH!
Lucy- what?
Natsume- huh? Oh! Nothing! (Continues to eat WATERMELONE!, lol.)

On Tenroujimi

Mavis- hmm, we haven't been at the guild for a while....
Zeref- what? Last time you havent been at the guild for 7 years, and you said nothing..... now we haven't been at the guild for...... I don't know but now you're saying so?
Mavis- hey! Lots of stuff happen at my guild so I wanna go see! (Poof)

Mavis- we are back! Minna!
Minna-San- KONICHIWA! MAVIS-SAN!
Lucy, Natsu, Wendy- Ohayou Zeref-Chan!
Lucy- MAVIS-SAN! IM ENGAGED!
Mavis- my my my! But.... aren't you only 17 darling?
Lucy- yes, but it's okay, we're not getting married right away!
Levy- im..... pregnant! (77_77)
Mavis- NANI! YOU'RE ONLY 17! THE HELL!? WHO RAPED YOU!?!
Levy- well, Gajeel-Kun..... kinda.....
Mavis- ugh..... I knew it, a phantom boy, not a very true member!

Mavis- so, where's Maky?
Erza- who is Maky? Umm, you're lord!
Mavis- first of all Erza-San, just call me Mavis! Or 1st master.... 2nd of all, Maky is a nick name for Makarov! ♢♡♤♧☆
Erza- oh, Master took a day off. He needed some rest cuz these kids are to much to handle, (sigh)
Mavis- aww! I wanted to see him, but I understand that a break once in a while is human! Even though I'm dead....
Erza- no! Mavis! You're not dead! Well, you're still alive! In our hearts!
Mavis- AWWW! ERZA-CHAN! YOU'RE SO SWEET! (Hug)

Zeref- Hehehe, Jazyna-Sama, may I speak to you for a bit?
Jazyna- h-hai!

Back of building

Jazyna- so, what do you wanna talk abo-

Zeref interrupts her sentence with a kiss... oh shit....

Jazyna (pushes away)- what the hell! (Tries to slap but Zeref stops her hand and he looks at her bracelet)
Zeref- tch, you still have the bracelet huh? Ne-Chaan?
Jazy- shut the hell up! Why would you kiss me! You know what happens!
Zeref- nani? What happens? (Whispers) bitch....
Jazy- ugh! A leaf falls from the F-W-E-A TREE! (F.W.E.A= Fire, Water, Earth, Air)
Zeref- so?
Jazy- then we'll fucking die! That tree is our life source, for this life atleast....!
Zeref- look! I just really like you! When When I was on Tenroujimi I secretly watched over the guild and... I was so excited! You know that we did use to have sex when we were younger! As brother and sister!
Jazy- eww, don't even remind me of that! I thought you loved your ex girlfriend! I even put on a wig and everything! You bastard!
Zeref- tch, you can go now!

Jazyna is crying tears while trying to walk to her favorite Anime stire, Tomodachi. Untill, she suddenly appears in front of Kitsu in the guild.
Kitsu- it's okay, I heard everything...
Jazyna- (tears) I'm so sorry......
Kitsu- hai hai hai... you know it's not good to cry in the morning ♡
Jazy- hahaha, I know....
Kitsu- you want me to beat his ass?
Jazy- no! It'll just cause more drama!
Kitsu- oh, alright.... oh wait! I forgit! I'm Kitsu Tsukuren! (Teleports in front of Zeref and punches him in the face like a BOSS!)
Kitsu- okay, I feel better!
Jazyna softly slaps Kitsu's chest.

Under The Sakura Tree

Natsume- Sting.... do you promise not to make me pregnant!
Sting- hahaha, I promise beautiful!
Natsume- good! Cuz I just can't handle a child of my own if I did have one (^♡^)
Sting- hehe, I know.. that's why there's something called "protection"!
Natsume- ha, i know, I know. (Sigh) I love all the memories from this tree!

Memories of the Sakura tree start to appear in Natsume's imagination.

1. Lucy slaps Natsu, in a maid outfit.
2. Jerza Proposal
3. Laxus beats up Gajeel
4. Natsume and Sting's first date

Sting- yeah, I remeber them too ♡
Natsume- I just don't wanna be pregnant, (sigh) to much work (*@_@*)

Hello guys! Sorry if this chapter was boring or stupid but yeah! I'll make my next chapter as soon as I get atleast up to 5-10 votes in a total of my stories! Thank you!
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