Love is like a delicate duel (Dreamnoblade)

Chapter 10

A/N: just a reminder that Dream and techno haven't actually kissed yet hahahaaha.
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Techno POV
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"Shut the fuck up, Wilbur"

"What, I haven't even said anything yet," Techno and Wilbur were currently on a vc running around in the Hypixel lobby. A trick, that wasn't really a trick because Techno assumed it would happen, that Wilbur was using to get information on whatever the fuck happened on the field, "but you were going to say something," Techno said, not wanting to have this conversation.

"Yeah, Techno, that's kinda how a conversation works," Wilbur replied, rolling his eyes and followed up with, "so, about that field. It looked like some real nice grass. Was it comfy? Oh, wait, you wouldn't know, because you weren't sitting on the grass you were in Dream's lap. Tsk. Tsk, Techno."

"Look, we were drunk and-", Techno started, getting cut off by wilbur, "what? And THAT happened?" He said with betrayal and brotherly disappointment in his voice.

"Okay, see you're wrong there. Because nothing happened. There wasn't a kiss, we didn't make out, there wasn't anything. I was just chillin' and he was chillin'. I just so happen to have been chillin' in his lap,"

"You say that like it's a NORMAL THING TO CHILL IN YOUR RIVALS LAP. TECHNO, literally what is happening here?" Wilbur was slightly disappointed that his brother got that fanfic life, but he wanted to at least vicariously live through Techno so he quickly followed it up with, "I will say though, I don't entirely disapprove. Like it could be cute,"

"WILBUR"

"Sorry, sorry," Wilbur chuckled out.

"You suck. I'm leaving," Techno said, faking a pout.

"Noooo. Don't leave me, Techie. How will I live without you?" Wilbur said dramatically, shortly after hearing a ding from his phone, "oh shit, never mind. I gotta leave, too. My new favorite fanfic just got updated, peace," the last thing he said before fading out of existence into the world of fanfiction.

"Huh. Weird," Techno thought to himself, closing out of Minecraft and discord to turn his PC off. Since it was a Tuesday night he figured it was about time to get ready for bed.

Rummaging around in his dresser drawer, he finally found an old t-shirt and a clean pair of boxers perfect for sleep.

He brought the clothing pieces into the bathroom with him, grabbed a towel, and turned on the hot water. Afterwards, he crawled into bed, thinking about what the fuck happened in the day's events.

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"So, you almost kissed Technoblade," George sat down at the usual lunch table for the group, opening with the perfect conversation starter.

"And you got drunk with him," Karl added, matter-of-factly.

"And," Sapnap started, using the same finger-pointing-calling-a-bitch-out tone the others used, following it up with, "actually I have no idea what the fuck is happening. I need context. Start spilling the tea, sis. Let's go, I'm sure it's burning over there."

"Wait, how do you guys know about any of that?" Dream asked, well barely asked, really there was only one person who could have told them. Technically two, but he knew the other had too much pride for that and would gain no benefit from giving such information.

"We got some info from Wilbur. Apparently you traumatized him with that scene. He's read worse before, but actually seeing it made it too real. Whole new experience, supposedly," George shrugged.