Dhar man is super rich....
He wants to take y/n to the most amazing place ever.
So......
He
Took
Y/n
To................
The sun.
The ideal date.
It's perfect.
So off we go.
DHAR MAN POV::::::::::
Today was it. The honeymoon, me, and y/n are finally married. They've been kinda down ever since the wedding, and no one from their side of the family came to the wedding. They are an orphan, after all. I love orphans. They really turn me on. But that's besides the point. I'm taking them now.
"Y/N GRAB YOUR SHIT"
"Coming, Daddy!!"
"YOU BETTER!!! I LOVE YOUR ASS"
Y/n walks down the stairs wearing Shrek lingerie. "Fuck they're so hot" I mumble under my breath.
"What'd you say, Daddy?" Y/n asked in a cute kawwi uwu voice.
"Don't worry about it, Kitten whiskers,"
"Yes, Daddy,"
No one's POV::::::
Dhar man and Y/n grab the picnic basket and jump into the rocket. Holding ass and ass. Y/n gets scared and grabs the extra handle.
Dhar man gets flushed....
'Fuck they're so hot'
They soon land on the sun. It's so warm up here. It's a familiar feeling for him. Dhar man grabs y/ns ass and drags them to the specific spot.
When they get there, Dhar man makes y/n sit down on their ass. It's burns them, but in a pleasing way. It really turns them on.
Dhar man grabs them the food and sits down on the burning hot sun. Burning his ass, but in a sexy way🍆 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
He's so turned on right now it hurts.
He grabs y/n by the waist and puts them on his lap. The sensation is amazing.
"Y/n baby?"
"Y-y-yes d-d-daddy?"
......
...
..
.
"I want a baby".......
🍆💦😏
1 month later......
Dhar man POV::::::::::::::
"IM PREGNANT!!!"
"YAY!!! FINALLY"""
9 MONTHS LATER........
"AUGGGHHH MY WATER BROKE!!!!"
"OMG, YES, DADDY IM COMING!!
AT THE HOSPITAL:::::
"PUSH DHAR"
AGHHHHHHHHHGGGGHGGGGGGGG
MHHHHMMMMHH
AGUU *MOANS*
the head is seen
AHSHSHHDHDHD
GROANING
GRAHHHHHHHHHH
AND POP
BABY, JESUS FLYS OUT OF DHAR MAN PENIS
"He's beautiful...."
"Let's name him Jesus, Daddy."
"Whatever you want, Kitten whiskers."
And they kiss
.....
So you see........
And that's how baby Jesus was made......
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Dhar man x Reader
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