"Dhar dog doodle boo boo poo poo bear......It's time it wake up...." y/n yelled from downstairs as she made breakfast for baby jesus. Dhar Man climbed out of bed, deciding today was the day he was going to tell his wife about his new personality...
"Good morning Dhar dog doodle boo boo poo poo bear!" y/n said, giving Dhar a big wet creamy deliciously delectable lick on the face. Dhar was turned on, but he kept it to himself. "Not now Kitten whiskers,daddy's busy," Dhar said to his wife. "I'd like to speak to you y/n, in private," he said, signaling baby Jesus to leave to room.
What is it Dhar dog doodle boo boo poo poo bear? y/n asked. "You know when you lick me earlier? Well I was turned on. I think -I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I--I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I think I'm a furry...." y/n was surprised, but said thats ok Dhar -I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I -I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I--I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I am also a furry."
They put on their furry masks and decided they were going to have another child, but this one was going to be.... a furry.
Jesus watched them kiss through their masks, and was disgusted. This is when he decided to leave home and turn into a holy man, looking for a new person to call his father, as his old one was now a furry.
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