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Chapter 4 - Brutal training

The axis were at the cafe eating some delicious pastry's! Yum! They were having a conversation.. and italy was there!

Italy: Ah! Paris! The most romantic city in the world! Plus, they have good pastry's!

Fascist italy: Yeah.. yeah whatever you say brother..

Third reich: Ah, it is the most romantic city in the world.. but its in the most weakest country in the world.

Japan empire: Yah! Basically, i have the biggest and trongest empire!

Third reich was drinking tea but spat it out on Fascist italy face when japan empire said that

Fascist italy: BLEEH! Eww..

Third reich: Oh im sorry, did i heard that right?

Japan empire: Oh shut up! Third bike! Your just jealous! And plus! The only Fucking person who would ever have sex with you, is fucking Gil Portsmouth.

Third reich: Who?

Japan empire: Gil. You know, creepy Gil down the street!

Third reich: I dont know who your talking about Japan empire..

Japan empire: Ugh! Fucking Gil! Our neighbor! You know, fucking Gil! He's always out there mowing his dead lawn, pushing dirt around with his fucking wooden leg!

Third reich: He has a wooden leg?!

Fascist italy: Gil! Creepy Gil! He's got that eyepatch on, even though he 's not missing an eye, and half of his head was shaved cuz of that brain surgery.

Third reich: Eww..

Japan empire: You dont remember that his wife died, and he didn't call the police for like 5 fucking days! I mean, he just left her there! And then everybody starting to call him "Murdering Gil"

Fascist italy: You dont remember the Giller?

Third reich: Oh, is that the guy who has the orange tree?

Japan empire: Y-yeah.. i guess.

Third reich: Oh yeah, he's gross

Japan empire: Yeah! That's why i said that!

Third reich: Said what?

Japan empire: thats why i said the only person who would ever have sex with you is fucking Gil!

Third reich: ... Ooooh! Yeah, okay.. great joke Japan empire..

Japan empire: Fuck you.

America: Cant you guys be civil for once?

Third reich: What the fuck are you 6 here?

Fascist italy: Yeah! Beat it! Optimus Prime!

Russia: Ooh! The weak one is here.. how cute!

Russia grabbed the glass of water on the table and threw the water to fascist italy.

Fascist italy: PHYAH! Goddamit!

Russia: Hmm.. i supposed the weak one doesn't like water.. peculiar for someone who claims to not be a mogwai..

Third reich: The fuck you guys want??

America: Ugh, look we need your help.. were repersenting Team country at the Marilyn Internasional Junior Modeling Tournament, and we need one more person on our team..

Third reich: Well well well, here we go again America, once again you came to The mighty Third reich hoping he'll save the day. Well what are you offering for exchange fo-