Trouble maker-love 101-Osman

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We then entered sinan house and I sat down

Wow sinan this place is incredible oh my gosh is this your grandpa isik said

Yeah his dead grandpa kerem said and I got up and sat next to osman and I stole some of his chest nuts and he grabbed my waist

Okay then isik you're the love expert what do you got osman said

I mean love isn't all that complicated really all of us were born to fall in loves isik said

That's the shittiest philosophy I've ever heard

Can we just let her talk I'm sorry please go on osman said

We'll just think of a movie you've seen love is that first moment when two souls become one when they fall into each other's arms certain they were meant for be together she said and I drank beer and then I rolled my eyes

So fucking boring

But love isn't boring at all it's everything it isn't just this stupid childish think you think it is isik said

Come on we don't think that osman said

I do

If you're not gonna take this she said and got up

Okay sit down we hear you you need to hurry up and give us details what do we do now kerem asked

We make it perfect

Hmm

Their first night together we make things as romantic as possible like something out of a movie then I guarantee they'll fall in love just like that

Love it go ahead tell me more what does it look like osman asked and he held my hand as I drew on him

Candlelit dinner pretty music breathtaking view of the city that's it

And you think that's all gonna happen over one meal look here's a candle and food are we in love now I think we need to find something bolder I'm thinking something that makes you feel alive something exciting kerem said

That's a brilliant idea

Sex can be exciting sex is the simplest thing in the world we just have to get them drunk and they won't be able to keep their hands off each other eda said

All we have to do is set the vibe

Make sure both of them are feeling groovy

Hey hey guys all of this just ...this isn't love sex isn't the same

Seriously love equals sex always I mean if two people screw and it's good who can say they're not really in love it's the fastest way to get them together

We need a place with atmosphere tons of fun alcohol

Rock concert I said

No

I like it

But rock music burcu doesn't-this won't work for her it crazy

Let us handle it

We then took shots of tequila and we drank beer we danced the boys took their shirts off and started dancing and I laughed and I danced with eda as isik stayed seated and we went for a drive

Hold up look if you make a wish when the towers of the ortaköy mosque line up it come true here it comes she said and when the towers lined up I made a wish

There it is I saw it what'd you wish for she said and grabbed my hand and she pulled me out the window of the car from the top she then turned and put her hand out and so did I and we screamed