Polnareff's gay af Adventure

Chapter 1: Goin' on a trip

It was a hot sunny day as Polnareff walked the streets. "I'm so lonely!!" He cried like a wuss as he slowly fell on his knees. His life was meaningless, lots of people that had been precious to him were all dead. And it was all that yellow-haired-gay-green-heart-belt-wearing-faggot's fault. KONO DIO DA!! Dio suddenly popped up in his head. "Dammit Dio leave me alone!!" He shouted loudly as the cloud bubble slowly faded away.

"Wow! Look at that man, he's gone crazy," a fellow lady whispered to her boyfriend. "Pfft yea, what a loser." He replied as they both laughed at him and walked away holding hands and shit. Suddenly Iggy jumped onto the back of his head humping it intensely. On pure reflex the silver-haired man reached to his neck grabbing the dog and slamming that mother-fucker into the floor. Bam K.O! Dun dun duuuun. It was Iggy!

"I-Iggy? I thought you were dead" Polnareff exclaimed as he swiftly crawled backwards using his other hand he pulled out a cross to repel the evil spirit. "Be gone creature!! HELL 2 U my ass." Being the idiot he was he didn't realize Iggy was still knocked out. He slowly dragged himself to Iggy and held him in his arms. Hmm watcha saaaaay~ ♪ played in the background. "Where is that music coming from?" He wondered out loud. "Nooooobody knows" Iggy replied. Sudden shock ran through Polnareff causing him to throw the dog in the air.

"Yo man, careful. I just come back to greet you and you be slamming my ass onto the fucking concrete smh. This is no way to treat a fellow ninja... BELIEVE IT!" Iggy said in the most girly monotone voice ever. "I... I thought you were dead." Polnareff could barely speak. "Shadow clone jutsu bitch, get on my level." After a while of reconcile and Iggy beating the shit out off Polnareff they both got on top of The Fool as he happily skipped away through the dessert. And thus, the magical journey of our under-rated hero begins...