There they stood, crying like little faggots. Iggy couldn't take their shit anymore. "Y'all niggas need t' man up, and you Kakyoin, stop being so friggin gay." This caught the pink haired guy's attention. He quickly wiped away his tears with his arm and stood in a very manly position looking up at the sky. Iggy didn't tell Polnareff to man up because he enjoyed watching him cry like a lil' bitch. Poor Polnareff, he had the ability of crying like a little bitch.
However Kakyoin was not yet over his depression. He had only brought one cherry soda and it was all gone... GONE!! Maybe is he smoked some weed all his problems would go away. Yea that was it. Kakyoin sat on the hot sand as he opened up his cute Pokémon laptop. He went to YouTube and looked up some videos on how to get high. After his new knowledge Kakyoin walked away from the crew ready do smoke the devil's lettuce. He thought he should experiment first.
Kakyoin took out some broccoli from his messenger bag, then a lighter from his hair and lit the broccoli on fire. "420 daily." He though to himself as he did so. However, this was not enough and did not in any form make him high. He had to throw the broccoli to the floor and this made Kakyoin cry a little because he hated littering but he had to do it. As he turned a corner he bumped into a buff black guy. "Hm whoa I would suck his dick. Yea" He thought to himself. He then smacked himself. What was wrong with him? What was going on?
He noticed that when he had bumped into the man he had dropped a bag of weed and Kakyoin picked it up without giving it a second choice. He smoked all the weed and got blazed af. But then he started going through some weird changes he was... he was-- he was turning into a T-Rex! Whoa, what a twist! What does this mean? Is T-Rex really Kakyoin? Toon in next time 2 find out.
(Hahahah notice how I said toon in and not tune in kek lmao)
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Polnareff's gay af Adventure
ComédieAnd Polnareff thought to himself, "Jojo bitch-ass keep takin' all my screen-time NIGGA I am just as important as any other Jojo character, I deserve my own series FUCK"