Not my plan |Billy L + Stu M

Chapter four

I was hanging out with Stu and Billy, we are watching a horror movie that I had picked.

My head was in Billy's lap and my feet were on Stu's thighs.

To be fair we were close before anyone dated anywho. Plus their girlfriends are fine with it since they think I got a thing with Meeks now. (P.S I don't)

Billy was twirling my hair around his fingers while Stu got up to make more popcorn. Pig.

I got up to use the washroom "where are you going" Billy asks me "Just going to use the washroom, I'll be back" I giggle.

I walked to the washroom and walked past the kitchen seeing stu gobbling down some whipped cream.

I laugh.

When I got to the washroom I of course did my business and washed my hands.

I return to the living room "I'm bored you guys" I whine "You picked his movie
(Y/N)" Billy groans "So doesn't switch the fact that I'm bored" I complain.

I plop down on the couch huffing.

"I could invite Sid and Tatum over" Stu offers "Nah as much as I love them they argue with me a lot" I laughed.

"Well, I could invite Randy over, you two can finish what you st-" I punch Stu to shut him up "God no, I was bored and horny" I shrugged.

"Did I pre-game you babe" Stu jokes "Ha ha your so funny Stu" I lie.

He throws a pillow at me and runs away, I begin to chase him around his house "Children" I hear billy scoff.

So I run up to him and jump on him "I'm not gonna play nice with you (Y/N)" Billy warns me "Even better" I giggle.

Billy starts to tickle my waist causing me to laugh and get off him, He gets up and pins me onto the floor.

Sitting on my chest holding my wrist down "Stu get the hot sauce" Billy laughs "No no nooooo, please Billy Don't- ill kill you- just don't" I beg the boy on top of me.

Stu comes back with a bottle of hot sauce in his hands "Good day mate just gonna pour this down 'ya throat" Stu mocks the British.

"I will fuck both of your dads" I threatened.

They just laugh at me.

"Come on princess, we're just playing" Billy chuckled getting off me.

"Whatever, I'm bored can we go see Sid or something," I ask the two feral boys.

I stand up, fixing my clothes.

"She's just going to cry (Y/N), It will bring down everyone's mood" Billy complains "You're a shitty friend Billy" I scoff.

"I get you to have this whole fixation of Sidney being a sweet girl but she hated you before her mother... Died" Billy clarifies.

"Whatever I'm gonna call Rodrick and practice for the money-winning prize, He's desperate" I giggle thinking about him.

"Sound like you like him" Stu speaks up "Ew no he's like so not my type, He's ignorant and hot" I respond calmly.

"Ooo you think he's hot," Billy says interested "What does he look like?" Stu asks me.

"He has shaggy brown hair, This cute but searing face, I guess he's hot when he smirks, He sometimes wears smudged eyeliner, Wears darker clothes, He's not your typical hottie..." I pause "He's tempting yet irritating" I finish.

"Okay well have fun with that babe" Stu waves at me as I grab my jacket.

"Can I borrow your phone billy?" I ask politely "Sure" He takes his phone out of his jacket passing it over to me.

I dial Rodricks number, He answers panting "Who's this, I'm in the middle of something important" He breathes.

"It's me, wanna practice," I ask "Uh yeah sure one second... NEXT TIME YOUR DEAD GREG" Rodrick yells faintly.

That's mature.

"Alright ill call Andrew and Miles, I'll pick you up in twenty?" Rodrick hangs up.

I sigh.

I give billy back his phone "Here my dearest billy" I kiss his cheek.

"Ta ta" I flee out of the house of aggression.

I get on my motorcycle, put my helmet on and see Billy and Stu arguing and shoving each other around.

Children.

I drive home, and right when I'm there I see Rodrick talking to my mother. I groan and park my motorcycle

I run over to them "(Y/N) You didn't tell me you had a boyfriend" My mum exclaims.

"Yeah sure whatever, Let me get my guitar" I huff.

Waltzing into my house ran up the stairs to my room, Grabbed what I need and left the room.

Down the stairs, Almost slipping down.

I get out of my house "Let's go boyfriend" I joke grabbing his arm and dragging him to his van.

"What the hell is wrong with you" I babbled "It was so funny ur mom looked pissed" Rodrick laughs.

I get in the passenger's seat and he drove off to his house.

"So you gonna date the two of them at once that's wild" Rodrick wisecracked.

"your not funny" I shrug as he parks his van.

"Not trying to be. You like them. Date them both I say" Rodrick cheers.

We both get out of his beat-up van with our stuff and go over to the garage where everyone else was waiting for us.

"I don't like them. I don't like anyone" I lie.

that was the biggest lie ever. I was in a room surrounded by people I like.

"Hey, munchkin" God spoke to me "Hey toddler" I giggle.

"Jesus (Y/N) wants everyone" Rodrick jokes "No I don't" I disagree.

"I saw the way you were looking at Mr. Erickson" Aaron grins "If you were a girl you would like him too" I smile.

"He has a wife and a new child on its way, Your a man stealer?" Aaron whistles.

"I'd never split up a family just for some teacher's dick, But if he was single it would be different" I admit.

They all just laugh.

Gosh, I hate boys.