will take: long
i might try to summon satan so i can tell him abt my plan
so u must b thinking:
wtf is wrong with u why do u want to fight god???? or: are you insane???
well here's the thing ppls. god never proves how strong he is anymore + there is power in numbers and most people will go to hell according to the bible so....
reasoning: there is none. i am an atheist. this is all hypothetical but I will make plan just incase.
plan is:
- wait for jesus to return which shouldn't be long apparently
- get thrown in lake of fire
- so this is where the fun starts. god has a flaw in his creation, if he wants to torture people so bad why tf did he give us pain resistance????? we literally have forever so. wait it out until the fire doesn't hurt or sm, idk we'll get used to it.
- convince people in heaven to join satan (like adam and eve.)
so, according to real life and the bible, i may have found gods weaknesses.
- it seems he uses fear as a strategy and can't comprehend that he can make mistakes, which he DID many times.
- he has bad memory.
- he's like some weird machine thing with a glitch: if you put jesus's blood on you he will see you as non-sinner. ik its not literal but: i propose this: when jesus comes again, don't focus on fighting him, focus on getting his blood. put some water in it so there's more blood for everyone.
we probably won't have enough for everyone, right?? so: give it to the people god would expect to be on his side. remember, if you have blood on yourself he will not know, so give it to people who are spiritually strong or whatevs.
have them infiltrate heaven.
blahblah u know where I'm going
ok now a further analysis on god's weaknesses except all of this is more speculation.
- his mbti type is INFJ, and he seems to like INTJ and ENTJ a lot idk why
these are infj weaknesses:
Overlooking details. No matter how practically-oriented they aspire to be, INFJs have a tendency to get so caught up in theorizing the big picture that they forget to account for some of the precious details that can separate success from failure. Details always matter, and while INFJs may recognize this in principle, in practice they aren't always as diligent about the small stuff as they should be.
Intensely private. Despite their loving and sensitive natures, INFJs have a tendency to close themselves off from the world and don't give people the chance to know them or see the wonderful qualities they possess. Even in their relations with family and trusted friends, INFJs can be enigmatic. When they are feeling frustrated or introspective, they may retreat from social contact without so much as a word of explanation, which can throw others for a loop.
Conflict averse. INFJs dislike conflict intensely and will usually intervene to stop it, but this is one area where their perspective can get distorted. INFJs often fail to recognize that conflict can actually serve a useful purpose, allowing a good process of give-and-take to be established and giving all parties the opportunity to resolve their problem forever. INFJs would be wise to acknowledge the value of open and honest dialogue, instead of automatically assuming that all squabbling is harmful.
Sensitive. Once an INFJ has made up their mind, they tend to be very confident in their conclusions and may not have much tolerance for those who continue to dissent. When someone challenges their conclusions, they can react very strongly and are especially vulnerable to criticism.
idk just keep that in mind.
this only extends to jesus tho.
god the daddy is ISTJ, and holy sprititi whatever is ISTP (i think)
