Jojo's bizarre adventure life in a box

chapter 1 life in a box

RING...RING...RING!
"Where is it!?, Jesus fucking christ, why does this always happen, like I blink and my phone somehow ends up on the other side of the room!?" Complains a boy still in his pyjamas, the boy then tries to manoeuvres around his mess of a room, the room looking like a bombs went off, shirts flung on curtains, underwear hanging off shelfs and trousers thrown on his bed, he to claims he knows where everything but only after 10 minutes of looking and finding the object before he remembers.

RING...RING...RING
The boy then throws a pillow aside and discovers the source of the noise, being his phone. "There you are, my little beauty," says the boy, picking up his phone, which reads incoming call from Danny the manny. Seeing this, the boy answers with a "helllllo"

"Oi Jordan, ya fucking vampire me and David are at your door" says Danny with a an occasional crackle from wind

Jordan then flops onto his bed thinking "I swear Danny, is the only man in the world who doesn't know what a door bell is" Jordan then stands up and heads to the only to things in his room which are in the correct place, an old dark blue fluffy hoodie, and a brown ushanka, both suppose to have golden lettering Jo, but when Jordan goes to put on his ushanka after putting on his hoodie he discovers that the O on the ushanka has fell off.

"Today just isn't my day, is it?" Jordan says with a sigh but thankfully discovers that the O is directly under the jacket rack, Jordan then puts on his hat and then remanoeuvres around his room, trying and successfully making it to his door with a couple of near trips of course.

Jordan then runs down the stairs and finally makes it to his front door. He then swings it open, revealing Danny in his classic punk get up with a large green mohawk with a pair of bright punk star glasses and David with his long, golden, blond hair barley kept in place with a red baseball cap, and a red flannel jacket, a plain white t-shirt, blue jeans and a camera strapped round his neck.

"Hi Jordan," says both David and danny, both waving

"Hi guys, so what are we going to be doing?" Asks Jordan, grabbing his keys off the nearby key rack

"I was originally just going into hang'em wood to test out this new camera, but I thought why not bring you two, so when I finish trying this thing out, we can just piss about" replies David

"Didn't need your whole life story, but okay," says Jordan.

Jordan then walks out his door, locking it behind him, the cold Scottish air blasting him in face "Holy fuck, its so cold" says Jordan, catching up with Danny and David, who had already started walking

"So David, how many cameras is that now like 15, 16?" Asks Jordan

That's a good point Jordan, how many cameras do you have, David?" Danny also asks

"If im not misremembering, this is my eighteenth camera," replies David, looking slightly confused by the question

"Jesus christ, you could start a museum with that many," says Jordan, shocked

"Well, I like having them, and if I want to be a photographer, I need to know how to use many types of cameras," replies David

"Well, can't argue with that," says Jordan, shrugging

"Idk why I just thought of this, but why is hang'em wood called hang'em wood?" Asks Jordan

"Huh, I guess I never thought of it, but I don't know."

"Wait, you two haven't heard the legend of why it's named hang'em wood?!?" Asks Danny shocked

"Well, considering I just asked no ya retard," says Jordan