[WANDERER x fem!reader] Oneshots+Headcannons

9- Cringe compilation (scenario?)

lmao im supposed to be studying

but heres a scenario between you and him <3

oh also point any grammatical errors, im too lazy to proof read pls thanks

this is in the modern au btw!!

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You and Scarabara were chilling in your room, sitting cross-legged on opposite sides of your bed, sending eachother memes in comfortable silence. Scara's memes mostly comprised of cat memes like:

while your memes comprised of :

Anyways,

You and him were sending eachother memes, hearing the occasional giggle from one another.

It was 5pm, and it was already pitch dark outside, since it was winter.

30 minutes of spamming memes later, Scaramouche decides to break the silence, and start a conversation.

Scaramouche: Hey, if you can watch this entire cringe compilation without cringing, i'll buy you doritos for a month.

(Y/n): Hm, challenge accepted. What happens if I lose?

Scaramouche: Heh, you'll have to make me lunch for a week.

(Y/n): Fine then, send me the vid.

Scaramouche: Oh you're not gonna like this,

he says with a huge smirk on his face, sending you a video from youtube. You knew full well that you were gonna win this easily. You have high cringe tolerance after all, but Scaramouche doesn't know that. He was more prone to cringe at anything he sees. He really can't keep a poker face watching all those tiktok cringe compilations. You on the other hand, had been exposed to cringe ever since you were little. You've been training all your life, enduring cringe. Therefore, tiktok cringe was no where near your league. Scaramouche has no idea about this, so he has no clue about how powerful your cringe tolerance is. (Lol)

You open the compilation on your laptop, and sit on his lap, placing the laptop infront of you.

Wrapping his arms around you, he rests his head on your shoulder and says, "There's no way you're surviving this," in a rather mocking tone.

Rolling your eyes, you watch the compilation.

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Halfway through the complilation, you managed to keep a straight, poker face. However, the tiktoks only started getting more brutal. You didn't let this get to you, after all, you are the master of cringe endurance. You put your everything into keeping your face deadpanned, as you watched humanity display its brain decay on tiktok.

Scaramouche was watching you closely. He was shocked, and in awe, at what was in front of him (iykyk lmaoo). The mere fact that you were better than him at not cringing, flabbergasted him. He couldn't stand 5 seconds without cringing at the horrendous compilation.

Everytime he was disgusted by the stupidity of humanity, he would squeeze your waist tighter, to the point it would hurt. His face would cringe so hard, that you'd think he was in physical pain. He would bury his face in your shoulder and scream, as though it were his aegis, shielding him from the cringe. You could tell by his breathing pattern, that he was FIGHTING, for his sanity.

But I mean, you can't complain, Scarabara cringing is actually very cute. He looks like he's about to punch the screen tho-

In the end, you won the challenge, and he bought all the doritos you wanted for that month.

Scaramouche: HOW THE HECK DID YOU MANAGE TO SURVIVE ALL THAT??????

(Y/n): ehe~

Scaramouche: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "EHE"????????????????

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idek what this chapter even is bro

i was feeling silly and goofy and funny :3

lmao this chapter is supposed to be a joke

but hope u enjoyed

;)