"DD why tf do you think its boutta be fun for us to do?? Like this is not a bonding experiment." i said turning to look at him and rolling my eyes.
DD mugs me and says "roll them eyes again and ima slap the shit out of you. You need to watch yo mf attitude with me."
"do it pussy, no balls" I say mugging him back. Because like you not finna do shit. Before DD could TRY to do anything DDOT says "shut the fuck up and walk. Like damn can't go 5 minutes without arguing." while notti laughs like something is funny smh. "ain't shit funny notti so stfu" I said mugging him. "ight y'all both stfu because we are here." DDOT says while DD just mugs me the entire time like ima be scared. Nigga really thought.
Looking up I see this long ass line waiting to get in this big ass castle looking thing with gates and chain all around it. "yo wtf this long ass line" DD says looking confused as hell at how long the line is. "we gotta stand in THAT??" notti says looking just like his mf brother. Slow as hell. "yes nigga wtf do you think we gon do? Dumbass" DDOT says with his sassy ass. "bro just shut up and wait like normal fucking people" I said getting mad as fuck. "I know you ain't-" DD and Notti start to say but gets cut off by a speaker saying, "Thank you to everyone who has come here tonight, when you get to the front please read and sign the contract, agreeing to everything that may happen. The wait should be around 20 minutes. Thank you for your time. Enjoy and..don't shit your pants."
"damn imagine getting cut off my a speaker, could never be me" I say as DDOT laughs and agrees. "stfu bro you being mad dayroom. You act like I wont pop yo shit right here." (pause) DD says, doing that ugly ass bird face. "Ok dd." I said rolling my eyes. I'm so fed up with this nigga but its whatever. "lets just wait like normal people for this gay ass haunted house." I say, getting on my phone scrolling through TikTok. __________________________________
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"Next!" the worker calls out, meaning it's now our turn to sign this dumbass contract. "why we gotta sign a contract anyways?" I ask "frl u think we finna sue?" Notti says "if they give me a reason to best believe I'm finna sue some niggas" DDOT says. "please read the contract carefully and consider all of the pro's and con's." the worker says. "blah blah blah we needa hurry up before dem people get mad. I don't need y'all trying to blow someone's shit." I say looking beside me to see DD already staring at me. "oh no ma'am please take your time, no rush!" the worker says, typical white people. I'm trying to get out of here and now. "Yea Y/N like the lady said, don't fucking rush me." DDOT says with his mean ass.
"this is so dumb. Talking about hair cuts, and roaches." I say looking at DD. "just shut up and sign the damn paper." All three of them say. "fine. If them bitches cut my hair ima cut all of y'all's." I say back, mugging them for teaming up on me.
"alright, you four bitches, follow me and don't be slow as fuck or you'll get left behind." a man with a hair apron says, pushing us ahead of him. "I know he did not just call us bitches." DDOT says, "he just did, u deaf or got memory loss or sum?" I say making him mug me. "wtf is this" Notti says as we step onto a bus. "Welcome to the 17th door. As you know from the contract there will be roaches, tasers, drowning, possible death, etc." the lady on the bus says, sitting down in the drivers seat and starting to drive. "tf you mean possible death?" DD says while he holds my hand. "what the fuck I just said." the bus lady says. "DAMN you gon let her talk to you like that DD??" DDOT says trying to instigate. "Shut the fuck up I haven't finished talking." The lady says looking back at us. "If you face any room you don't like, the safe work is 'mercy'. If one person says mercy it only works for them, not for all of you. Now get the fuck out and don't shit yourself while your in there." The lady says, opening the door, trying to rush us out.
"Who going first?" Notti asks. "It's not gon be me and dd made me come so he staying with me. If a nigga come at me with cockroaches he gon be my Shield." I say looking at dd who looks at me like I'm crazy. "No tf I ain't" dd says. "Yes tf u is" I say back bc a bitch can argue all day. "NO TF IM-" dd says but gets cut off by DDOT saying "fine since y'all wanna be pussy's I'll go first." DDOT says tryna act all brave. "Ight that's fine" "yea ok watch you be screaming almost as much as Y/N." "I know you did not-" I was cut off by a loud sound and the light turning from red to green. "That is our sign to go ig.." I say looking at dd getting kinda scared. __________________________________
