The Super Mario Logan Movie (Improved Edition)

The Super Mario Logan Movie

We open on Guantanamo Bay, one stormy night with Brooklyn Guy and Simmons roaming around the halls of the prison.

Brooklyn Guy: Can you believe it, Simmons? We are about to be promoted to prison guards!

Simmons: Mate, I think I'm more qualified than you are because of how you mostly whine on the job.

Brooklyn Guy: Hey when you have a wife who refuses to get a job and sits on her ass all day doing jackshit. Meanwhile I have several other jobs to take care of, then talk to me about how "underqualified" I am.

Simmons: Whatever, I'm just saying I'm better at my job than you are.

Brooklyn Guy: Whatever, it's time for our daily roll call anyway to see if any of these chumps escaped.

Simmons: Oh right, I almost forgot about that!

Brooklyn Guy: And you call me incompetent.

Simmons: Just shut up and get to work.

Brooklyn Guy and Simmons then open the cell doors and we see several antagonists from previous SML episodes such as The Loan Dolphin, Screwball, Sonic, Bubbles, etc. However, one prisoner is missing, which is Nancy (Jeffy's Mom).

Brooklyn Guy: Has anyone seen Nancy anywhere?

Simmons: Mate, don't tell me you lost her.

Brooklyn Guy: Shit! We need to check the security cameras, stat!

Simmons: Alright you go ahead and do that, I'll make sure none of these other guys go missing.

Brooklyn Guy dashes to the security room and quickly logs onto the cameras, checking back the footage of what could possibly have gone wrong, and sees a figure wearing all black on the camera, wondering how he managed to get in the prison.

Brooklyn Guy: That's weird, I don't recognize that guy, might be a glitch or even a hacker tampering with the footage.

The man in all black sneaks up behind Brooklyn Guy while he's eating a donut and monitoring the footage carefully, and casually knocks him out. He then presses a button that releases all the prisoners from their cells and without question, the prisoners start leaving.

Simmons: What the hell is going on? What is Guy up to this time?

Simmons runs into the same room, shocked to see Brooklyn Guy on the floor knocked out, and also confused as to who the man in black is, but also gets knocked out in the meantime by the same man who knocked out Brooklyn Guy. Nancy then appears, and steals Simmons' weapon from his pocket, as well as his keycard, and the man in black takes Brooklyn Guy's. The two of them leave the room with the officers knocked unconscious, but thankfully Simmons wakes up soon and realizes the situation, and goes to wake up Brooklyn Guy.

Simmons: MATE MATE!

Brooklyn Guy: Simmons what happened?

Simmons: Long story short! All the prisoners escaped their cells!

Brooklyn Guy: I'm sorry what?

Simmons: Yeah! Nancy was with them as well! We need to sound the alarms and lockdown the prison to make sure they don't escape!

Brooklyn Guy goes ahead and sounds all the alarms inside the prison.

Brooklyn Guy: Oh no! She's escaped and we're going into lockdown! Make sure she doesn't get far!

It's too late as all the prisoners have already escaped outside behind a rock. They all panic wondering how the hell they are gonna get off this island due to all the security.