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(fandoms)incorrect quotes part 1

valka: are you a cuddler?

stoick: i'm a machine of death and destruction.

valka:...

stoick:...yeah,i'm a cuddler.

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senora guzman:'excitedly'what are you guys bringing to Christmas dinner?

alma: my negative attitude

pedro: and sparkling personality!

senora guzman: how are you 2 married again?

alma: im right here.

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hunter: bro-

hunter boyfriend: no, no, hold up, rewind.

hunter boyfriend: my tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

hunter:....yes?

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hector: hey miguel I'm getting some food from the markets, you want anything?

miguel: probably a jar of sanity please.

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alma: you and I are a little more similar than you might think.

bruno: that's a terrible thing to say.

alma: bruno >:(

bruno: im sorry mama....

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pedro: hi-

alma: leave before there’s a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.

pedro:....'slowly backs away while blushing a lot'