astrid: you know those things will kill you, right?
hiccup:'pouring another glass of whiskey'That’s the point,astrid
ford:'smoking a cigarette'we’re trying to speed up the process.
lloyd:'nods while eating raw cookie dough'
sam: hey,my cookoe dough!
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ford: there's not enough coffee in the world to compensate for the hell I am being put through.
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death: some idiot got into a fight with a squid at the zoo today.
lucifer'who is covered in ink'well, maybe the squid was being a d###.
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kai: what's the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
lloyd: that naptime was a punishment.
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lloyd: well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.
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rumple: and remember, if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bulls###.
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