A/n : This fic started because a gif and was all written on discord and stuff (This first part is like the pre-story the second one is where it becomes more serious) Also Most of this was written by me but some of it was written by my friend eden! This actually started as a rp but then became a full on story
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australian government doesn't want you all to know this but scomo #### ####### ## # ######### ## ####
👽 this is the Australian government we are at your house..
They get in edens house and they all pull out rocket launchers and guns
The government people than fire on edens house and eden house blows up than a portal to rule 34 opens up suddenly
"Woah- Rule 34? is it the comment section or the pictures?" Eden asks the narrator curiously, staring at the portal with one arm (It got blown off btw I forget this fact a lot so yea..)
then pictures then a picture of stephen stotch comes up
"smash" *dives into that shit like a 3 metre swimming pool filled with children knowing that if i land on enough of them it'll distract the life guards for long enough for me to murder that little cunt who pulled on my boardies making my ass show briefly* then eden explored rule 34 more
Then a portal opened up to a secret site it was actually roger who opened the portal he said "come here rule 34 is actually a virus if u stay there more u will die!"
"oh thank god- where r we going now?" *Eden casually bleeding to death asks
"oh thank god- where r we going now?" *Eden casually bleeding to death asks
We are going to discord lets go!
"Ohhh faaauuurrk okay."
Eden goes dick first into the portal Rodger opened
The two go into Sps
Alt is there *as always*, and greets them both
"SCREAMS"
Roger and eden accidentally use all caps and then....
Awesom-o gets pissed!!
Awesomo then goes turbo mode and starts shooting rockets at roger and eden "we gotta go!" Roger said
eden continues to bleed out, "ok!!!" eden follows roger
They then go to special server to stay safe
They find out that it actually isnt safe and has turned into a scary place and is also destroyed with dead bodies everywhere... Then awesomo kills them both the end so sad