What in Valar's name is that??

A conversation with my brother

 
*my brother walks up to me*

Him: you wanna know how I got mom to make me another hot chocolate?

Me: no.

Him: it's really funny.

Me: probably not,

Him: She said...she said- *rolls onto the ground* i cant remember!

Me for absolutely no reason: why do you look so crusty but smell like body wash?

Him: she said- *laughs* she said- *laughs more* she said- *keeps laughing but louder* *weird screeching noises coming from him*

Me:........