Mary Johnny, where the fuck were you? I told you to come back at 10:00 pm it's 10:56 I don't know but it's hella late.
Johnny Sorry, We got stuck in traffic on Porkbelly Avenue. Susan u good what happen u just passed out randomly.
Susan I'm ok but Mary told me that u finally came out and have a bf why did you tell her and not me Remey? ( she gave Johnny a nickname )
(Susan is kinda mean and strict with Johnny at times because even tho he matured a lot sometimes doesn't know his place especially when he is cursing)
Johnny WTF Mary!!
Mary Johnny Chill Susan would eventually find out and she would kill me if I didn't tell her.
Susan Johnny lower your Godamn voice down and don't yell at Mary I will slap the living shit out of you and why is Gil here.
Gil Umm
Johnny gave Mary his help-me-or-Susan-is-gonna-kill-me look. Mary sent him her I'm-sorry-Johnny-If-I-do-something-Mary-is-gonna-kill-me-too look. Johnny said to himself fuckkkk I'm dead. For like 10 minutes no one said anything.
Susan Ok someone better start talking before I go up to the lab and get my A vrai dire and tear this Motherfucker up.
Gil Johnny and I have been dating for 2 weeks, 4 days and 6 hours don't kill anyone, Susan plz.
As soon as Gil said that the room went silent Susan quickly glared at Gil and said "If you try anything with my brother I'm gonna chop your dick off then your gonna be my lab rat don't try me Gilbert," after that, she left to her room ( In the show they never showed Mary and Susan's room or rooms correct me if I'm wrong).
Susan's POV
I'm so ashamed of what I did It's not like I hate the fact that Johnny and Gil are bfs It is just that If Johnny dates Gil and I pretend I like him I'm a bad sister. Yes, I don't like Gil I never did I always pretended to be obsessed over him because I'm a lesbian and I'm dating this girl named Kirsten but I am not ready to come out yet. As I entered my room I saw 3 missed calls from Kirsten.
Susan's Room
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On the phone Kristen Babe Why wasn't you answering my Calls 😭 Susan Sorry Krissy I fainted. Kirsten How the fuck did you faint?! Susan Well My brother said he . Likes Gil and I started to think if he realizes I suddenly stopped . Liking Gil, he'll find out that I'm a lesbian.
Kirsten Babe Your brother came out you should too Sorry my mom calling me I'll text you tomorrow lub you. Susan I love u too
End of convo
As Susan hung up the phone she started looking at the picture of when their parents were around and smiled bitterly.
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Yes, the test family was chaotic, loud, and annoying but back then Johnny and the twins could be kids and not have to work so hard to pay bills.
Susan's POV
(I'm not good with the POV thing)
knock knock
Johnny Susan, can I come in?
Susan Yes you may
As Johnny entered my room he saw the picture of when Mary and I messed with time (I don't know if this is an episode or not I just found the picture)
Johnny Susan, I know you like Gil too but I'm dating him, and please don't hate me
Susan Johnny, I can never hate you and don't tell Mary but I like someone else.
Johnny Thanks, Susan also I'm sorry for using all the hot water this afternoon
Susan Johnny, it's ok......YOU USED ALL THE HOT WATER SERIOUSLY JOHNNY
Johnny You said you wouldn't hate me
Susan Johnny let's not Ruin our moment plz
Johnny Yes Luca ( Both Johnny and Mary call her that) Can I hug u
Susan Any time
Johnny Thanks, Lucaaaaaaaaasaaa
I chuckled at Johnny's cuteness while he hugged my ting waist with one hand and started playing candy crush with the other.
Mary Johnny Gil is about to leave
Johnny Ok coming
As I saw him exit my room I saw a text come up from one of me and Mary's clients.
Kevin Hey Susan can you make a canvas that can dry itself
Susan Yes How much are you going to pay me
Kevin Well business has been tight lately so about $230
Susan Ok, I can make you one for $230 now and when you get $60 bucks you'll pay me later.
Kevin Thx bye 👋
No One's POV If you are confused Kevin is 19 and a painter at his cousin's workshop at porkdicks (a different town). He has a 14-year-old brother named Sheldon. Sheldon is a genius that gets paid for doing chess competitions in his area (in this story it's not too much like $130 if you win 3 rounds $50 to participate).
( Soo I'm gonna stop the story here I'll talk more about Kevin and Sheldon Wales in the next part due next week if you have a suggestion tell me food bye 👋 ) Word count 870
