Blitzo was driving while singing terrible to the song on the radio while Millie and y/n were playing tic tac toe, moxxie was covering his ears, and loona was on her phone Finally, blitzo stopped singing and went pulled into their parking lot, but for some reason, on the car jerked, "OH YOU SUCK FOR LIFE DO YA?" Blitzo yelled to the other driver and pulled out a megaphone "LISTEN UP YOU UNORIGINAL PINK CUMDUMP YOU HAVE THREE GOD DAMN SECONDS TO GET YOU'RE TITS OUT OF MY PARKING SPOT"
suddenly a demon gets out looking really pissed. Biltzo finally stops ranting and his eyes widen, "oh shit.. VEROSIKA?! " He yells "wait what? " y/n says staring to pay attention and looks around outside then stops and starts biting her nails "blitzo" she says "I should've known you'd be here, I could smell fish for miles which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is, " he stops because he fell out the window.
"THREE RINGS DOWN" he finally finished "and I should've know that you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts" she shot back at him. "Oh yeah I'm surprise they let you're fat ass out of rehab. I can still see you're a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in hell" he says she then flips her hair "they let me out cause I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, Loser washups" she pauses and takes swig of her drink "so your sister says hi" she finishes and smirks. "Why are you parking here. This is the ONLY parking spot my company has. SO TAKE YOUR TAMPON RACE CAR SOMEWHERE ELSE" y/n then get's out of the car and walks up to blitzø "actually prick it has my name on it" she responded.
"Hey n/n I'm guessing you're working for this prick now?" Verosika laugh. "Well he's way better then the last one that's for sure" she laughs with verosika "well i'm happy you're doing okay but if this sad lonely loser ever mistreats you, you always can always join us, believe or not she misses you" verosika says. Blitzø eyes widen "well I try and stop by and say hi and he's not single I'm dating him" y/n smiles. "Really out of everyone him?" Verosika says and glares at blitzø and y/n nods. Verosika then turns her attention fully onto blitzø
"Anyway I'm doing a bit of freelance for on of the infinitly more successful companies in the building, they wanted me to come in this week to lead their during spring break" she FINALLY stops talking "A WEEK? " blitzø yelled "no no you are not parking here for a fucking week" he shouted "aw, you mad blitzø, you gonna run off leaving someone else to pay for the hotel? Room steal their car and run three rings around wrath and max my credit card on shitty horse riding lessons" blitzø and verosika spoke at the same time "god damn it whore you will not let that go" blitzø spoke.
"Choke in a sand paper cock" she insulted she then smiled at y/n and waved bye "bye hon" verosika said "bye" y/n waved and smiled back "HOLD ON YOU BETTER MOVE THAT PUSSY WAGON RIGHT NOW OR I'LL" blitzø got cut off when a hell hound started growling "or you'll what? " he taunted "or I'll umm i'll call hr" the three of them started laughing and then stoped "anyway meet my new hell hound, Vortex unlike you he does his job well" she sassed him "Tata fuck stain" she said and gave him the bird
"How do you know her? " blitzø asked "uh it's a long story" y/n replied. "Ugh I so wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that". Loona then kicks the door open and yells " YOU TWO KNOW VEROSIKA MAYDAY?". "Oh her yeah we used to date" blitzø replies "long story" y/n follows. "was it before or after becoming a popstar?" Millie asked "YOU DATED A POP STAR?" moxxie yells
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helluva boss blitzo x reader x Stolas
Fanfictionthe daughter of the one of the most dangerous couple even feared by the king of hell himself. Marama and Keres had a daughter named y/n. who works for imp with her boyfriend blitzo. This is a blitzø x reader blitzø x stoles and stoles x reader
