Life With MB

What are you doing here?

*jacob* Who Tf is this at your house at 6:00in the damn morning

*de*  IdK it might be a robber

*jacob* Hell naw not while im here i had a long day I just wanted dome sleep but if a nigga gotta get these hands so be it.

*De* We saw a dark figure moving from outtathe shadow. I think its a person

*jacob* Bitch we see you come into the light. The figure moved and started walking toward us. We finally could see who it was it was ..

*De* OMG! What the hell are you doing here tiffany i knew you were actin weird what hapened to you we use to be like sistas untill you dissapeared on us 

*Tiff* you know what happened you guys betrayed me you chose shopping over me

*jacob* You said it wa okay if we left

*tiff* Oh shut the hell up jacob everybody says that i want revenge and i want it now

*de* dont talk to him like that what the hell you gonna do wanna fight i dont give a damn what time it is i'll beat yo distorted faced ass

*jacob* haha de don't fight her you know she gon lose

*De* IDGAF she come to my house braking shit if she wants a fight i'll give it to her. ill whoop the shit outta her dusty ass

*jacob* i'M officially dieng from laughter

*Tiff* You always have been all talk de but u never do nun

*de* Hoe you came to my house you hit me its gona be on and poppin

*tiff* great! she walked up to me and slapped me in my face

*de* Wow you a lil prissy bitch round here we don't slap we (i punched the shit outta her ass) I grabbed her by her neck a lil trick i learned from roc and we were swinging from wall to wall i kicked her in the nose and she slid all the way to the end of the stair case. one more move and your face meets the kitchen (btw its downstairs). I lost balance she quickly punched me in my nose. now i was in the same position she was in. jacob been went down stairs to call the police so there was no help

*Tiff* HaHaHa now look who's scared

*De* HaHaHa now look who's bleeding i took her by her arms and swung her over me. i watched as she tumbled down the stairs. Yelling in agony she basically did a Backflip down the staircase

*jacob* Dammmm! that was a hard fall are you okay I rushed upstairs to de who was looking at tiffany spread out on the bottom of the staircase

*De* Yea i'm okay it was actually fun beating her ass. She wanted revenge chile please she sounded like a straight idiot

10 mins later

*de* tiffany was still passed out on the floor bleeding from he nose,mouth, and fingers. i think i broke her  nails, a couple of her teeth, I believe i punched her hard enough to break her nose too.I had a couple of scratches and my nose hurt a lil bit. To be honest she kinda looked like the blond chick from obsessed to me. I whooped her stupid ass

What is the issue!! the police said as they walked in my house

Tiffany my so called friend (gco)

*police* oh the friend drama ughh

*jacob* yepp

I know you would rather not hear about it i know dudes they honestly dont give a fck. just get the bitch up nd outta here so we can go back to sleep! (i complained)

*police* Your right i really dont the ambulane grabbed tiffanny and took her to the truck.

Would you like to know if she survives or not

*de* Well let me think about it no not really if she dies R.IP Hoe!

*police* lol i'm not suppose to be laughing but hey it was funny

*jacob* You a cool cop i like you not like that doe

*police* well aware sir (chuckels)

*jacob* Will do

*de* we should go to somebody's house to sleep ova cuz i just dont feel safe sleepin here tonight

*jacob* iight bae wateva u want

*de* Tommorow we should go somewhere we never went like the movies all of us should go

*jacob* iight we gonna see "All Around The world" it does'nt come out yet but hey its our fckin  movie.

*De* Alright i guess we'll go there oh yeah I had a missed call earlier and i forgot to call back

*jacob*Who could it be?

*de* idk let me see I called back the number

............Hello

Hi this is Mountain Vista Highschool and this is a reminder that school starts back next Monday. Summer is officially over.We will begin the school year in a positive manner. Make sure you go to orientation tommorow to get your schedule's. That's all for today trojans goodnight. Oh im sorry  we also have art class now this class is for all the artists out there who can express themselves through art.

*de* (sadface)

What?

We gotta go back to school Monday and get schedules tommorow. BTW they have art now

*jacob* There's only one interesting thing you said outta that and its art class I dont feel like going back to that stupid ass school they plastic tasting food.

*de* Well looks like we wont be seeing the movie tommorow come on jacob

We walked out the shattered door and drove off to the hotel