random one-shots of literly everything

holy chiwaw! an alien! (ninjago)

"ehhh, Lloyd?"
"Yeah?"
"We have a problem"
"..."
"Lloyd?"
"What kind of problem?"
"There is an unrecognizable form that seems to be moving"
"MOVING"
"well, minor movement. But there is unnatural movement"
"Lloyd! If it really is something alive. Do you understand what does that mean???" Said Cole in Exitment
"That some kind of ABM is going to kill us?! Yeah! I think he knows!" Yelled Jay in panic
"Listen, let's check it out carefully and if it's dangerous, we have a security system" Lloyd put a hand on Jays shoulder
Jay swalloed.
"Ok, your getting close to it" Kai's voice clear in the little microphone in each of the members helmets.
"Do you have any idea what that's supposed to be?" Asked Jay with the same tone from before
"Nope" This time, Nia answered "but as you'll get closer we'll get more information, so we could probably tell you what that is before you'll see it"
"How close do we have to be?" Jay's voice cracked
"Depends"
"On what" Lloyd held his hand in front of him, so the special gloves he was wearing could scan the erae before them.
No answer was heard.
"Guys?" Cole checked
"It seems as the connection is being-" Nia's voice cut out in the middle
...
"Great! Just great! We're heading to an Alien without connection to anyone on earth and all we have is that shitty security!" Jay start his speech of panic all over
"Jay, shut up" Lloyd whispered as they stood on the edge of a crater. Right in the middle, there was a person, with their back to them.
"Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit.. " Jay whisper was so quiet even though the microphones no one could hear him.
"What are we waiting for? Let's go" Whispered Cole and started to walk down the crater.
Lloyd and Jay looked at each over for a few seconds. Then Lloyd shrugged his shoulders and went after him.
"Why~" Cried Jay quietly

"Hello!" Cole said as he got close to the alien.
The alien stood up, and turned to then.
It had a human form, with metal skin and bright blue eyes. It's face showed no emotions.
Cole flinched back a bit, not expecting the alien to look so... Human.
"Hello" The alien's face shifted into a gentle smile, which only made it look more human.
"M-my name is Cole, he/him, I'm from earth" Said Cole who's bravery left.
"My name is Zane, he/they, I don't know where I came from"
"what do you mean... By that?"asked Lloyd " How could you not know where you came from?"
"I simply do not remember"
...
"Do you want to come with us?" Said Lloyd "what?! Are you insane?! He's an A-L-I-E-N!!! ge can't just, hop into our ship!" Jay turned the idea down.
Zane's face, that showed surprise just a moment ago, has shifted into what looks like the sad emogi.
"Jay! Look! Now they're sad!" Blamed Cole
"Who cares if they're sad! They're an ALIEN"
"Jay! That was rude!" Joined Lloyd "you can come with us to earth if you wish to"
"All right. Thank you for letting me go with you" Zane said, once again with a smile.
"You, are all insane. Absolutely incredibly insane" Sighed Jay, as they all started walking to the space ship.