I'll Love You No Matter The Matter... Zhongli x Childe x Y/n

Y/N meets the men of their dreams

Y/n was walking out of bubu pharmacy after receiving medication for their sharting condition. Y/n walked past third round knock out and noticed a tall, pale man with brown hair and a geo vision. He looked back with an flirtatious stare, the man next to him, also tall, with orange hair and a hydro vision also stared. The orange haired male yelled at y/n "Hey girlie! Wanna come eat with us?" He said. Y/n responded "Sure!". Y/n then ran up to them and sat down, the man with brown hair was yet to say a word. The orange haired male was the first to speak, " I'm Tartaglia, but you can call me Childe! Oh yeah! I almost forgot, that's Zhongli". Zhongli growled in a menacing but hot way~ y/n introduced themself "I'm y/n!". The man named Zhongli lifted his head and questioned, " What's in the bag? " y/n blushed in response and said "OH! Uhh it's um nothing just some... sharting medication... " y/n said, their words trailing off. Childe had heard and said "Hey girlie, you don't need to stop sharting just to fit in!" Zhongli nodded in agreement with childes statement. Y/n looked away very embarrassed. The waiter came up and all three ordered. After dinner Childe paid and then invited y/n and Zhongli over.

A/N- This was all a joke me and my friends made up at lunch the other day and I actually pulled through for once!