Before y'all begin, since no one reads descriptions there IS swearing
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Xiao: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Venti: >:0 language
Zhongli: Yeah watch your fucking language
Childe: OKAY WHO TAUGHT ZHONGLI THE FUCK WORD?
Diluc: 'The fuck word'
Aether: Are you stupid? you guys say the F word all the time
Zhongli: Oh my god they censored it
Diluc: Say fuck, Aether
Zhongli: Do it, Aether, say fuck
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Keaya: If you had to choose between Jean and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Klee: That depends how much money are we talking about?
Jean: Klee!
Keaya: 63 cents
Klee: I'll take the money
Jean: KLEE!
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Traveler: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Venti: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Paimon: Socks are Feetie Heeties
Ei: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Venti: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Paimon: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Ei: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Zhongli, annoyed: You are disappointments
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Pallad: *gets down on one knee*
Albedo: Oh my god, it's finally happening
Pallad: *Falls over*
Albedo: The poison is kicking in
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Thoma: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Ayaka: Okay, but in my defense, Ayato bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all the shampoo
Thoma: That's not what I wanted to- YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?!
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Chongyun: Can I be frank with you guys?
Xingqiu: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help
Razor: Can I still be Razor?
Bennet: Shh, let frank speak
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