Rosaria: Dammit, Kaeya!
Kaeya: What!? It wasn't me!
Rosaria: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit Sucrose!
Sucrose: Not me either
Rosaria: Oh... then who set the house on fire?
Albedo: *Whistles*
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Cop: You are receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle
Rosaria: shit
Kaeya: Wait, three?
Cop: Yah?
Sucrose: OH MY GOD ALBEDO FELL OFF!!
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Xiao: Hey Venti can I get a sip of your water?
Venti: It's not water
Xiao: Vodka, I like your style!
Venti: It's vinegar
Xiao: wh-wha-
Venti: It's vinegar, COWARD
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Xiao: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey of perfume?
Venti: *Chugs entire bottle*
Venti: Perfume
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Traveller: Stressed
Xiao: Depressed
Yelan: Possesed
Itto: Obsessed
Shinobu: Impressed
Yanfei: Chicken breast
Everyone: ...What?
Yanfei: I just wanted to join in
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Shinobu: Time for plan G
Paimon: Don't you mean plan B?
Shinobu: No we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties
Traveller: What about plan D?
Shinobu: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago
Xiao: what about plan E?
Shinobu: I'm hoping not to use it, Itto dies in plan E
Yelan: I like plan E
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Zhongli: Xiao, keep an eye on childe today. He is going to say something to the wrong person and get punched
Xiao: Sure, I'd love to see Childe get punched
Zhongli: Try again
Xiao, sighing: I will stop Childe from getting punched
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