Kazuha: *Screams*
Diona: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Amber: should we do something?
Beidou, observing: No, I want to see who wins this
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Venti: How petty can you get?
Baal: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about
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Barbara: I think Childe was right
Bennet: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so"
Diluc: He wouldn't do that
Childe: You're right Diluc. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that
Childe: *Turns around, the shirt he's wearing says 'Childe told you so' on the back
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Barbara, banging on the door: Bennet! Open up!
Bennet: Well, it all started when I was a kid
Diluc: No, she meant-
Childe: Let him finish
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Hu Tao: *Gently taps table*
Venti: *Taps back*
Childe: What are they doing?
Qiqi: Morse code
Hu Tao: *Aggressively taps table*
Venti: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK
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Aether: I think i'm having a mid life crisis
Paimon: You're like- 500 years old
Aether: I MIGHT DIE AT 1000!
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Diona: Listen, I can explain...
Beidou: You're making $500,000, and you're only gonna pay me $30,000?
Amber: You're getting $30,00? I'm getting $1,000
Kazuha: You guys are getting paid?
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Wanderer: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but i'm also in the house tonight
Heizou: But are you shuffling?
Wanderer: Everyday
Xiao: What language are you two speaking?
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Paimon: What time is it?
Childe: I don't know, pass me the saxophone and we'll find out
Childe: *Plays saxophone really loud and off time*
Aether: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Childe: It's 2 am
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Zhongli: I think we're missing something
Childe: teamwork?
Venti: Cohesion?
Diluc: A general sense of what we're doing?
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