Nick cage X reader

Steamy meeting

It was five am. You were at a sauna, recovering from a hard day at the office. Working a long shift was always exhausting, so you didn't want to go home to your wife and kids just yet. So, why not use your wife's sauna subscription to take a hot break. It was then, that you looked over and across from you, locking your eyes to his 69 pack. He was so muscular...It was just then you finally looked up at him and stopped looking at his beautiful body. "Nick Cage? Is that you? Woah, I'm a big fan!!" You smiled sheepishly, his beautiful eyes looking into yours. It was a hot sight. "What's cookin good lookin" he replied with, smiling slyly. Oh my fucking god. Nick Cage? Flirting with you?? IN A SAUNA??? You blushed, It could've been the heat, but it was much rather the incredibly hot man staring back at you. "Oh, uh- Nothing much. Just being a deadbeat dad? I'm not content with this life, Nick. I'd much rather...steal the declaration of independence, if you know what I mean?" You'd sigh. Resting your hands on your sauna shorts. Mr. Cage got up, sitting close to you. It was almost a weird fever dream come true. "Well...You've stolen something else instead, my heart..." Nick leaned in, pushing you against the padded seat and kissing you with the most passion ever. Not even your wife had been that passionate...You leaned into the kiss, pushing your hands through his luxurious chest hair. The two of you made out for a moment. Savoring the old man taste in his mouth. That was, however, until your phone started ringing. The sound of "We're All In This Together" from the High School Musical soundtrack blasting out from your phone. Ah. Must be the wife calling. You ignored it and made it to make out music while you and Nicky made out. It was a beautiful sight. You loved this song and Nick's cottony chest hair. This is so perfect. This is all you had ever wanted since you watched ConAir when you were fifteen. You were now 35 and this was amazing. This was all too perfect, even as you were sweating, not too much because of the sauna at this point in time. Nick smiled at you. "Same time tomorrow...?" You nodded quickly nodded and scurried to grab all your stuff. It would be hard to face your wife and beautiful daughter, Casey, when you got home. You were shamed...But in a way feeling exited for 5 am tomorrow morning. Maybe...Maybe you were gay for Nick cage. Shit.