Femboy Shrek x The Gingerbread Man JKJK GINGERBREAD MAN X FIONA FROM SHREK

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Gingerbread Man POV
I was getting pretty bored sitting around my house watching porn all day, until I Googled 'Hot mommas near me.' The first result was a strip club that was a 3 minute walk away. I got my discord mod bod up and started heading that way following the GPS. When I showed up the bouncer asked for my ID. I don't know why, I look 47 minutes old. I'm legally allowed to be there. The legal age is different for gingerbread cookies (12+ minutes old). When I walked in I saw a ton of ass shaking everywhere. I looked closer and realized it was a femboy strip club. I saw a lot of ass and a lot of balls. I heard somebody's ass cheeks clapping as they shook. I looked in their direction and it was the hottest, shrexiest man alive. He was wearing a pink thong and white and pink striped thigh-highs. I walked in his direction, feeling another piece of gingerbread hardening near my gumdrop balls. I had to push past a lot of other fairy tale creatures to get to the shrexy man. I looked into the green ogre's beautiful brown eyes, admiring every detail of his perfect body. I admired every roll of fat on his stomach and under chin. I think to myself how much I want him to suffocate me between his thicccccccc thighs. I watched as his ass cheeks jiggled as they moved around the pole.  He started twerking and almost everybody in a 3 mile radius heard those juicy cheeks clapping. He looked me in the eyes as he started to do the splits. He had a very seductive submissive expression. He jumped off the stage and walked over to me and whispered sexily into my ear. It was too loud to comprehend what the shrexy being was saying, but it had to be sexual. Mister Beast kicked me out of the way and yelled, "IN THIS VIDEO, THE LAST PERSON TO TAKE THEIR HAND OFF OF A POLE WILL WIN 100 MILLION DOLLARS!" Immediately I knew this is how I would win the love of the hot green ogre. I ran over to a pole and wrapped my nubs around it. I was sitting there for hours, waiting for people to let go. After 3 days, there were only 2 contestants left. Me and a man named Fiona; another ogre, except this one was VERY ugly. So ugly he was kinda hot. I was willing to sit there for 3 more decades to win the love of Shrek. Fiona tried kicking me off of the pole, but I dodged it and kicked him in the balls, making him fall over and let go of the pole. Mister Beast looked at me and said "Haha jk," and left. Shrek then looked at me and walked over. He looked me in the frosting eyes and we passionately made out. Somebody with a katana sliced Shrek in half and blushed at me. I looked up at them and realized it was Fiona. I turned a deep red and heard an oven ding.