ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴇ-ɢɪʀʟ? Simpbur x fem!reader

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TW: JARED IS MENTIONED AND SPEAKS SO YOU ARE WARNED IF YOU GET TRIGGERED BY THIS CONTENT YOU ARE ADVISED TO CLICK OFF THIS CHAPTER YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED AND WILL BEING CREEPY- Author 

After i left Y/n's house and we kind of well cuddled i quickly ran to my room to check my little camera and then i saw her

"Yeah we hung out, i had to hug him its kind of like a requirement and yeah, no he's really sweet, yeah! cute, funny yeah, hm shut up NO NO NO DO NOT TELL FERN cause she's like a mother well is a mother to me, oh Annie might know? idk, Will i don't think he might know i like him mh no one knows yes YES I LIKE WILBUR IS THAT THE CLOSURE YOU NEEDED?" I heard Y/n say through the camera

she liked me? ME? YES YES I KNEW IT NO ONE CAN BE THAT NICE TO ME WITHOUT LIKING ME BECAUSE NO ONE AND I MEAN NOT A SINGLE PERSON HAS BEEN THAT NICE TO ME IN A LOOONG TIME 

"YES YES YES YES SHE LIKES ME BACK WOOOO LETS FUCKIN GOO" I yelled to myself  and punched the air because everyone i had a crush on which was only a girl in year 8 never liked me back and this was the first time i have ever gotten this close to someone i truly love and truly care about 

I decided to keep watching to see if she would say anything interesting or important or even regarding me 

"Annie, i don't care if you have seggs, you do drugs, smoke, drink, drive a BMW, listen to K pop, Metal Music (which is slay) or even have a dog the one requirement is that your not Annie" I saw Y/n over the camera say as she twirled and pointed to Annie who just stared at her in shock, disgust or disbelief? either way i wanted to run over there and smack that bitches face off and hug Y/n for an eternity and never ever let go and make sure she knows how loved she is by me an thats really it me :) 

I was feeling quite tired and really really lonely and bored well because i left Y/n's house and all i did at her house was lay on her bed as she stroked my hair as she talked to me about stuff that has happened in her life and her interests which made me happy to hear her talk aaall about herself which some people don't like but i really do because i get to know more about my darling without stalking my beloved ha ha um so i decided to go down to the local coffee shop that was just down the street from my apartment and a lot of kid from the local uni (university, college same thing ones just has a fancy name fight me on that) So i put on my coat and took my keys, phone and all that good shit and left my apartment to get a nice coffee

As i walked into the shop i saw a familiar face and my heart dropped and not the good kind like when i see y/n the kind when i see 

"Hello Jared" I said walking over to the man i previously beat up which was so fun because i happily left him bleeding and helpless on a tree 

"Wilbur i'm sorry, i don't want Y/n she is ugly and not my type" Jared said putting his hands up trying to defend himself but little did he know he dug himself into a bigger fuckin hole by calling my darling UGLY??

"Ugly?" I said tilting my head to the side and Jared was about to have a whole debate with me about if my darling is ugly or not which she definitely isn't she is amazing, beautiful and i could go on forever but i had to put Jared back in his place so i proceeded to crack my knuckles to kind of tell him that i wasn't afraid to take this back to the park and leave the little man sitting by himself all alone again 

"I- i um meant that she isn't my type but i bet she is your type and i totally respect your type i'm not looking for trouble i totally respect your love for her and i don't want to get in the way of your relationship and i am really sorry for calling her ugly she isn't ugly she just isn't my type but we have two very different views on women don't we yeah yeah um very sorry Wilbur i- i don't want to fight" Jared said sounding quite genuine hm Jared sounding genuine? never though i would say those words in my life time well first time for everything i guess and maybe Jared is changing for the better of the world and he might be trying to become a decent human being and try to give life another go and try to be less of a narcissistic ass hole....

HAHAHAHAH WHO THE FUCK AM I KIDDING JARED ISN'T TRYING TO CHANGE FOR THE BETTER OR CHANGE AT ALL HE'S STILL GOING TO BE A USLESS PRICK HE ALWAYS HAS BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE HE JUST DOESN'T WANT ME TO BEAT THE ABSALOUTE SHIT OUT OF HIM HA HAHAHHAHA 

"Yes she is definitely my type so is this a pledge to leave Y/n alone?" I asked kind of trapping him to agree with me 

"YES yes i wont go near her i promise" Jared said getting up to shake my hand and i shook him and smirked finally that prick was going to leave her alone now i nearly forgot why i came here i quickly ordered my coffee and when i got home i quickly checked the camera it wasn't too late but Y/n decided to change...

A/N 

hi hope you all are well, love you all, EAT, sleep, drink, please keep safe and well if you want to talk send me a message i'm always happy to talk :) 

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