Egg Sheeran used to be one of the most cringe and redhead American singers, who loved chimkens and cocks, especially their eggs.
He was a true white American patriot who lived in Ohio, his beloved birth place. His real dream was to work in egg factory because of his dirty kinks and desires, but his boyfriend forced him to be singer, so he will be like Jungkook from BTS.
Fortunately for him not that late after he got famous, he got cancelled for saying n-word and broke up with his kpop stan boyfriend. That's why he started to work in egg factory.
His wet dream became true! The miserable life of cringe singer ended and the true life of egg man started!
Everyday at work he would touch his cocks and eggs. He was very good at his job taking care of the cocks and chicks. Every cock felt loved and appreciated. Egg Sheeran was so happy in the new chapter of his life. The only toxic thing in his life right now was him.
At some point he wanted to become a cock himself. He tried his best praying to cock god. After so many hours, months and years he actually transformed into egg. A real Humpty Dumpty!!! He finally reunited with the rest of the cocks.
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