Fifty Shades of Winchester

Stranger Danger

"So haunted panties huh? I say as Dean walks in. "Don't judge darlin' yours were in there too. I guess I'll need to just fill that drawer with other stuff like your sexy lingerie or maybe a few new toys" he says with a smirk as he walks over and wraps his arms around my waist.

"Important question, why the hell aren't you laying in bed with bacon?" He asks with a stern look. "Chaz called and I need to go pick him up. He's pretty emotionally traumatized" I reply. "So you're just gonna run off?" He asks surprised. "I'm sorry, he's been a good friend to me." I say.

"Alright then, I'll give Sammy a call, maybe see if he wants to hit up the titty bar" he says with an antagonistic smirk. "Well, you two have fun with that!" I quip trying not to laugh. "That doesn't bother you?" He asks. I just shrug. "Nah, not really. You're a big boy, if you'd rather fuck around with some skanky stripper..." I start to say. "Hold it right there sweetheart, those ladies work hard for their money!" He says defensively.

I just laugh and shake my head. "Bacon and eggs are in the fridge." I reply with a sweet grin.

"Come over when you're done" he says. I just nod and wave him off. "Or at least call!" He shouts as I walk out and shut the door.

Chaz and I go to lunch together and he's been talking so much about what happened, that he hasn't even come up for air once. "I'm sorry! I'm just so rattled about everything. My only worry when I woke up today was which Michael Khors jacket to wear, the next thing I know, I find out that ghosts are real!"  He anxiously chatters. "It's okay, I get it. I felt the same way when I found out that vampires were real too." I reply. "OMG STAAAHP! Don't tell me that!" He says with a gasp. I just giggle.

"So...you were with the boss man when I called you, did he take that v card yet?" Chaz asks slyly. "Not yet, but we were about to before all hell broke loose" I tell him. "I just have to ask, is he like full blown kinky or what?" Chaz questions excitedly. "I'll let you know when I find out. Let's just say he had me burn a drawer full of women's underwear that he's been collecting " I laugh.

"Oh my...he's definitely a kinky little fella" Chaz giggles. We continue talking, laughing, and day drinking a bit too much. After brunch we go back to my place and pass out for a few hours. Chaz falls asleep on my couch and I'm in my bed. We wake up around dinner time, get cleaned up, and decide to go back out to a nearby club for some more shenanigans.

Just as we get inside my phone rings. "Where are you?" Dean asks when I answer.