it's cold.
it's dark.
where am i?
light!
i walk to the light, a sign reads 'heaven' whoa it's beautiful.
i start to fall. SHIT! I hit the ground, a brown colored sign reads 'HELL' fire is every where. OH SHIT IM DEAD!! i look around nothing but fire and a strip club? I walk to the strip club, i open the door "whoa." i walk up to the bar, i see some guy with a VIP tag on , horns are poking out through his black hair as well as his pointy ears his eyes red like the fire outside.
"anything i can get you kid?" the bartender said
"huh? oh yea just a water." i say to her
she hands me my water and looks at me and asked where i was from,
"south park." i say drinking my water
the boy with black hair turned to me and asked if i was joking, i told him i wasn't. he told me his name was Damien thorn, and said he was the son of Satan. we talked a bit and he asked
"how did you die?" damien asked
"i don't know and i don't care" i say
"why don't you have a family or a girlfriend?" he said staring at me
" hahaha! dude im gay!" i smile at him "and plus i don't have much of a family" i told him
"oh sorry" he said with a sigh "do you need a place to stay? i mean it's your first time here so could i show you around hell?" he said with a smirk of evil
"sure don't see way not!" i say smiling at him "not to night tho i'm tired" i said
"i can get you a room? if you want." damien said looking in to my eyes
"sure. but don't butt fuck me while sleep." i laugh
"no promises" he said laughing also
oh shit.
