A.F.S.I.S //Highschool DxD X Male Reader//

08: Look at me!

[WAKE UP! WAKE UP! IF YOU DON'T WAKE UP IM GOING TO K-KISS YOU. . . .]

It was an alarm clock that suddenly yelled in the morning, knocking its sleeping owner on the ground due to shock. The owner looked around in a panic with a terrified expression, almost like he had just seen a ghost.

He looked extremely pathetic.

Oh. . . . right. . . .

Did I forget to mention that, that owner is me?

Simply the worst way to wake up.

I had an awful dream just now, which is why I looked so panicked. It was that same dream where I was killed by Yuuma-Chan.

But the fact that I'm still alive must mean that it was just that, a dream.

"Wake up, Ise!" Spoke a soft—yet loud—voice from downstairs, "you'll be late if you don't!" it was my mom.

Just as I began to stand up, a loud bang erupts from my door before it suddenly burst open.

"Ahh, what the hell?!"

"Hey, jackass!" Spoke another voice, this time much more fierce and loud, "how come you're not ready yet? Didn't I tell you that if I was late one more time because of you, I would beat the crap out of you?!"

It was a girl with long brownish hair that grew past her waist. Her features consisted of a light brown color set of eyes, slightly puffy lips, and a doll-like nose.

In many people's eyes, she is the definition of beauty, but to me she was—

"Are you even listening to me?!"

This was my little sister, Sally. Though I was technically older than her by a couple of minutes, everyone always assumed that she was the oldest.

"Come on Sal! Seriously, my door?!"

"Who the heck do you think you are, raising your voice at me?!"

Before I could even let a word out, I was tackled to the ground by my sister. She rapidly gets up before grabbing onto my leg and holding it in a lock.

"Ooowww!! What's wrong with you?!"

I smack the ground with my right hand and use the momentum to forcibly spin us both. Not wasting any time I grab hold of her neck with my arm before tightening it and wrapping my legs around her torso.

"Ah, you fucking cheater! That wasn't fair at all!" She yelled while desperately pulling on my arm as her face began to turn red from the lack of oxygen.

"Cheater? Me? Wasn't it you who suddenly tackled me to the ground out of nowhere? Though I guess it is to be expected from such a gorilla"

"W-why y-you!" Her face had begun to turn purple when two separate voices spoke from where my busted door was currently laying.

"Come on Sal! Escape and pin him down, papa is cheering for you!"

"You got this Ise! Show her whose boss! Mama believes in you!"

It was our parents. They were both cheering while holding cardboard cutouts of our names.

Suddenly I feel a slight tapping on my arm and let go of Sal, who was now gasping for air. My dad turned to my mom with a gloomy expression before handing her what seemed to be a stack of money.

My mom took it with a delightful expression on her face which soon turned into a smug smile.

"Way to go, Ise! Thanks to you, mama can now get those new shoes she's been wanting." Said my mom before walking away with my dad who was currently sulking.