Me and the homies

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black-regulus
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-apollo-pettigrew-
Wormytail__Pettigrew

Sup betches
read this or I'll steal your stashes

Me : I made tea.
Peter : I don't want tea.
Me : I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.
Peter : Then why did you tell me?
Me : Its a conversation starter.
Peter : Its a horrible conversation starter.
Me : Oh , Is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

Sirius : Hey do you know anyone who can teach me the trumpet
Remus : Why
Sirius : I wanna wonder around the dungeons and annoy the Slythershits
James : Technically you don't need to know how to play it for that
Sirius : You have opened my eyes , James

James , seductively : Tell me your wildest fantasy.
Regulus : Im on the wheel of fortune and I spin it so hard it lights on fire.
James : No deer , I meant like-
Regulus : Everyone claps.

Barbie bitch boy : I could kill you right now if I wanted to , Lupy.
Me : Yea? So could another human being.
Barbie bitch boy : .
Me : So could a dog.
Barbie bitch boy : ..
Me : So could a dedicated duck.
Barbie bitch boy : ...
Me : You aren't special , Barbie.

Me : I may be antisocial and unattractive
James : ...but?
Me : Thats all.

James : Apollo, no! That is a really bad idea!
Apollo : Stick around , I'm full of bad ideas.

Regulus : I want to be a caterpillar.
Remus : Explain?
Regulus : Eat a lot , sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful
Remus : You know that they have a lifespan of like two weeks right?
Regulus : Thats another highlight
James : ReGGIE NO-

Apollo : Chillax!
Remus : Thats not a word.
Apollo : Sometimes the ones who deny 'chillax' are the ones who need to chillax the most.

Peter : What do you think butterflies taste like?
Me : They taste bad.
Peter : ...
Peter : How-?
Me : I ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION THATS ALL YOU GET-

Remus : Who ate my chocolate while I was in the bathroom
Sirius : Probably evaporation
Remus : ...
Remus : Th-... thats not how it works

James : Hey , how would you like your coffee?
Apollo : As dark and bitter as my soul.
James : One glass of milk coming up

James : Remember , murder is never the answer.
Apollo : Of course. Murder is the question
Me : The answer is yes.

Remus : Name one mean thing I've ever done
Me : When we were kids you convinced me eggs weren't real
Remus : They're not
Me : Haha very funny
Remus : Im {doing} sirius. Didn't you hear?
Me : No? What happened?
Remus : Literally why would you fall for this again

James : Can I be frank with you guys?
Apollo : Sure but I don't see how changing your name is going to help
Sirius : Can I still be Sirius?
Me : Shhhh let Frank speak

James : You two often use dark humor to deflect your trauma
Regulus : Thank you
James : I didn't say that was a good thing
Me : What we're hearing is , you think we're funny

Peter : You know , when I was your age
Me : You know , when I was your height
Peter : ...
Peter : Listen hear you-

Regulus : Tell me why I stumbled upon James' profile on tinder
Sirius : Tell me why you were on tinder
James : Did you swipe right

Me : I have bad news and good news
Remus : Good news first
Me : Well the airbags in your car work perfectly!

Apollo : Has anyone seen Merc?
Me , laying on the ceiling fan : Present.

James : I love dark humor
Me : Really?
James : *turns off the lights* Wanna hear a joke?
Me : I hate you-

Me : I made all of you into sims , look
Regulus : Where are you?
Me : Im the grave in the backyard
James : ..
Regulus : ..
Regulus : Put me there too
James : Oh my god

Barbie bitch boy : I will ruin your happiness , no matter the cost!
Apollo : My happiness?
Apollo : *turns to the Mini Mischiefs* Im happy?

Sirius : *says something egotistical*
Me : Sirius Black , always has to be on top.
Remus : *starts laughing in the corner of the room*

Me : Don't fear death , fear the state in which you die.
Peter : *terrified* New Jersey?

Me : *steals Rems cigs n shit* Im a brave boy!-
Remus : *finds out*
Me : Not a brave enough boy for this!-

that's all for now 👹
I'll make more soon👹👹👹