Because im so amazing
and its late and am bored
Apollo : Boom! You're all gonna die!
Me : Street smarts!-
Me : Boom! Orange juice!
Apollo : Thats life.
El : Now I've thrown him off his rythm-
Regulus : Give us some money!-
Me : Stay down on the ground. Stay down on the ground you mother fucker!-
El : And I said no , yknow , like a liar-
Apollo : But sometimes he would be gay
El : I used to smoke CRACKK-
Me : When Im walking down the street I don't think anybody goes "Hey , look at that man" , They're just like "Woah! That tall child looks terrible!"
Apollo : I'll keep all my emotions right here. and then one day , I'll die.
Regulus : I am very small , and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.
Me : My vibe is like- "Hey , you could probably pour my soup in my lap and I'd apologize."
James , standing outside the bathroom door : SIRIUS , WE HAVE TO GO! COME OUT!
Sirius : IM GAY!
James : NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I STILL SUPPORT YOU!
Apollo : We have to find Antlers-
Me : *walks up to a deer* Are you Jams?
Apollo : ...
Regulus : ...
Me : Thats ok , take your time
El : Life is like Sirius
Me : A pain in the ass?
El : And short
Sirius , from the other side of the room : hEy!-
Mcgonagall : You said you had nothing to do with the fire. Were you lying?
Me : That depends on how you define lying.
Mcgonagall : Well , I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Me : Reclining your body in a horizontal position.
Mcgonagall : ...
Me : ...
Mcgonagall : Get out of my office.
Me : Absolutely.
Remus : Hey , do you have shaving cream?
Sirius : No , I don't like the way that it tastes.
Remus : Wait , you eat shaving cream?
Sirius : No dude , why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?
Remus : The starts are beautiful tonight.
James : Remus , incase you haven't noticed its cloudy...
Remus : Shhhhh..
Remus : Im not talking about those stars.. *continues gazing at Sirius*
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Me and the homies
RandomNothing much just some crack head times with Me, James, Siri, Pete, Reggie, Rem, Ellie, and Aug
