✨Disgusting✨

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Hello Starshine the Earth says hello!! Valentines is around the corner and let me be the first to say... gross. Trust me I'm a sucker for love and romance, but to only dedicate one day to show and or profess your love to that special someone is weird lets be real. But I decided that I will make this short story dedicated to my best friend, my ride or die, my twin flame if you will and her unhealthy, unholy obsession with the irresistible, the sexy, the one and only Captain America's Ass. Wait, no sorry, Hehe. Captain America. She loves ALL of him(wink wink). This is gonna be so cute and full of innocent love. Pure fluff, it's my Valentines to her. And because I'm going to make this in my point of view so your going to to be getting a LOT of sarcasm and dark humor as well im am going to live vicariously through this story so I'm going to be a straight up hoe and Simp for all the MCU men. Except Peter cause his a baby here. !Warning! My relationship with Elizabeth is twisted and dark so we like to poke fun at our insecurities and make lots of jokes so please don't be offended we dont mean to offend anyone it is just our crappy way of coping and living. You are beautiful don't let anyone tell you otherwise. And if some one has let me know I know some people that can make them disappear:) no just kidding (wink, wink). I don't own any of the beautiful MCU characters. This story doesn't follow any timeline except my own.the only characters I own is Elizabeth and any other loser I decide to add to this story. Yeah thats right I own you Elizabeth . I don't care what you say:) and if you guys have any suggestions PLEASE tell me them. I Literally thought about this story in a dream and stewed in it as I grab a hot pack and some tea for my cramps. So please send help!

 So please send help!

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