Michael Kaiser x Male! Reader
"𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙫𝙚 𝙥𝙞𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙙 𝙢𝙮 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩"
"𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙮 𝙢𝙚!"
You one day decide to text a number your friend ness had given you, turns out that person was Michael Kaiser, the most annoying person you have ev...
Y/N: Aw you care :) But no A stab wound but nothing more than that
Asshole: A STAB WOUND??? MF YOUR NEED TO BE IN A HOSPITAL
Y/N: Relax I had worse This aint anything ITS already bandaged up
Asshole: If you die im taking a selfie on your grave<33
Y/N: I'll haunt you if I die
Asshole: Aw you don't want to leave me? How cute Sorry you're not my type
Y/N: Well sorry to inform you but Black>Blonde
Asshole: You didn't You didn't just go there
Y/N: Oh I did Also fuck ur bangs Like who cut them Atsushi from bsd??
Asshole: Fuck you I'm gonna kms
Y/N: You wish you could fuck me lmfao
Asshole: I don't
Y/N: If not what's this?
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Asshole: Oh Im Uh My fish needs to take a walk! So i gtg! Haha
Y/N: LMAO U don't neeed to be embarrassed 💀 I do think you're attractive too if that makes you feel a bit better
Asshole : I will Not Elaborate I don't think yoeuehot
Y/N: Bro you can't even spell that 😭 So you like my hands? :)
Asshole: Stfu I'm trying to not die from embrassment here
Y/N: LMFAO Dont die Pls You need to watch my gangfight :(
Asshole: ... I'll live For now So you're also think I'm hot? ~
Y/N: You sly bastard But yes. I'm not embrassed about it It's facts bro
Asshole: Ihy Kys ok so KQNWJWNWJ HI YN!!!! THIS IS NESS HE WAS SMILING FOROM EAR TO EAR WHEN YOU MENTIONED YOUR HANDS!!!!! SEND UR HANDSSSS HE LIKES THEM HES A WHORE
Y/N: OMG NESS HI I MISS YOU YOU NEED TO FLY EARLIER THAN YOUR TEAM FR WE NEED TO MEET UP ALSO BET I'LL SEND MY HANDS 💀
asshole: KANWJWJWJAJ KAISER JUMOED ONTO YM BACK JELOKWJWJWW HELP Well now that's over NO Dont send your hands
Y/N: Damn ok I got new rings too but damn Also want that ring set i had on my fingers?
Asshole: ... Noooo Not like k find those very pretty or anything...
Y/N: OK lol also Punch ness for me will you? <3 He still hasn't given back the hoodie he stole from me
Asshole: Whyte dies ness have your hoodie tho?
Y/N: Jealous? Jk Were childhood friends yk and we steal eachothers clothes from time to time But he stile my favorite one :(
Asshole: What makes you think I'll do anything to help you lmfao
Y/N: Anddd back to your old self Damn Tought i changed you frfr
Asshole: Please as id YOU'D have any affect on me I'm perfect the way i am
Y/N: Keep telling yourself that My wound hurts Damn
Asshole: Quit saying damn so much And how the fuck would it not hurt💀
Y/N: Ik but it's tgat annoying pain yk Like papercuts Where they're barely visible but hurt like shit
Asshole: You did not just compare a stab wound to a paper cut
Y/N: LMAFOWOOW *picture attached* Look it's right there bandaged
Asshole: I didn't ask but ok I'm bored Ft me
Y/N: No What id you're an old man Like a stinky old fat one
Asshole: NESS KNOWS ME??? HOW TF WOULD YOU EVEN COME TO THAT CONCULISION IM NOT UGLY
