The Land of Spirits

Fairy Freak

I couldn't believe my eyes. I just couldn't. What was in front of me couldn't be real! 😧 Lila was sitting right there. Except she was a fairy. You might be thinking, Yo, that's bullshit. I'm dead serious. She had wings, a real wand, every thing a fairy would have! 👸 I decided not to say anything as she chanted a spell. "Teddy bear, teddy bear. Adorable, you are! Now let's turn you into a guitar!" She pointed her wand at one of my least favorite stuffed animals. It changed into a keyboard. 🎹 (No, not like a computer keyboard. Like a piano keyboard.) "Damnit! What am I doing wrong?" She sighed sadly, looking at the book again. What was in that book, though? It might've contained like, magic spells for fairies or something. Huh. 😌 "AHHHH!!! Shit! Shit! Shit! This is NOT what it looks like!" Lila shrieks, clutching her book back. I guess she saw me. "Oh really? It doesn't look like you are a freaking fairy that's just sitting on my couch?" I ask, hands on my hips. I still couldn't believe Lila was a fairy. 🍥 Lila sighs. "Okay, Fine." She takes a deep breath. "I'm a fairy." Wow, this is for real. She's an actual fairy! Suuuuuuper cool. "Don't tell anyone, okay?" Lila winks. "Jess, what's taking so long?" Chloe and Jake peered through the kitchen door. 👀 Obviously, their jaws dropped. "I-I-I..." Jake stuttered. "So, are we gonna pretend this isn't weird?" Chloe asked, looking around. Lila sighed and filled them in. "Yeah, I'm a fairy. You guys aren't supposed to know that." 😐 "But... How?!" Chloe exclaimed. And so, Lila explained everything. "There's another world far away called Glaxic, aka. Land of Spirits. There are different spirits that live there, like magic people, fairies, animal people, 🐰 and more. They keep their power a secret, for fear that the humans will find them and...well, kill us. If any human open the Book of Legends, the ruler of Glaxic will punish you!" "Like what?" Jake asked. "Um, well, once she made a guy clean up the Cat Girls' litter room." 😼 "She also made a girl go through a magical obstacle course that the Magic Girls made." Lila nodded. "The ruler doesn't sound THAT bad." Chloe said. It was true, the punishments weren't that bad. "Yes, Lord Valentina is very gentle and loving. 😇 On the OTHER hand, her twin sister, Lord Valencia, is the ruler of a city called Ractive aka. Land of Radioactive. She is evil, because their mother was good and their father was evil. 😈 Weird, right?! Anyways, the people who live there are bad spirits, like vampires, demons, Devils, and more. She gives you a WAY worst punishment if you open up their book, the Book of L3gends. Like, she put a boy in an electric chamber with the power on once. And he was five!" 5⃣Lila said, returning back to her human form. "Wow, she sounds like a throbbing bitch." I say, crossing my arms. "DUH!" Jake exclaims. "What's the big deal about the book anyways, though?" 😣 Chloe asks. "If a human opens the book, they will be taken to the other world. The lords will know if a human has visited."Lila sighed. Seemed like she was getting a little impatient. Just then, I hear a beep. Like the sound of locking a car. "Oh shiiiiiit! Mom and dad are home!" Jake exclaimed. 🚘