The kpop stan had a wierd fuzzy feeling in their stomach, if they had to describe it it was like butterflies in their stomach BUT that feeling only came when they were thinking or talking about Charli Stan (so kawaii uwu😍😍/j)
So kpop stan went to their friend (oh my fucking god i frogot who were their friends names wait💀) and asked about the feeling they have been getting "it's the feeling of "Love" you dumb fu-" their friend said, kpop stan turned emo after hearing it "w-w-what" (uwu) the kpop stan said, they couldnt beleive what they were hearing, did they actually like that disgusting, toe-sucking, goofy ahh Charli stan!? "I CANT LOVE THAT IMBECILE! ITS WRONG I WOULD BE A FUCKING DISGRACE TO MY FAMILY. MY DAD.. HE WOULD GO FOR MILK AND MY MOM.. SHE MIGHT GO AND GET A NEW FAMILY UF THEY HEARD THAT I LIKED THAT RAT" the kpop stan said (so emo.. fine okay ill stop)At Charli stans house
"Why did my dad go for milk mom..?" The Charli stan asked
"Because your a fucking Charli stan, we would love a dsmp stan more than you" their mom andswered their question
"Damn who hurt you💀" The Charli stan asked
"You hurt me.. SERIOUSLY I SPENT 14 HOURS SQUEEZING YOU OUT OF MY BODY FOR YOU TO TURN OUT TO BE A CHARLI STAN LIKE THE FU-" Their mom andswered again🤞🏻The Charli stan went to their room crying bc of the sad truth their mother had told
"..Bro im actually gay arent i" the Charli stan tought "i kinda want to marry my worst enemy and have babies with them" the Charli stan tought to themselves again bc they basically have no friends
*Ding Dong* (or whatever a notification sound is)
The Charli Stan opened their phone to see-Cliffhanger bc im tired
AGAIN REMINDER THAT THIS WHOLE THING IS A JOKE SO DONT COME AT ME
-Min<3
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Enemies for life (Joke Fic)
Romansk-pop stans and Charli Damelio stans wont stop flooding my Tiktok fyp with their argues so heres a fanfiction of yall ALSO YALL THIS IS A JOKE SO DONT COME AT ME❤️