Timo Meier x Fem!oc

STUFF IVE SEEN ON TIKTOK THAT I THOUGHT WOULD BE CUTE. IDK

(Shark week)

Celine: I need somebody! Help there's a murder scene in between my legs! *cries in pain*
Timo: Herr, bitte hilf mir, das durchzustehen
Celine: Timo komm bitte her und es ist mir egal, ob das Team hier ist, ich habe Schmerzen!!!
Timo: okay! I'll be back. *runs up stairs*
Celine: baby, im craving a mcflurry and fries.
Timo: are you telling me that you want me to go get you it?
Celine: i don't know?
Timo: I'll go get you some.
Celine: okay

•Timo leaves to get Celine the McFlurry and fries and the team just there in shock and scared knowing how a lady's shark week is•
•Timo comes back•

Timo: Sonderlieferung für das hübscheste Mädchen, das ich je gesehen habe.
Celine: thank you! ❤️

Herr, bitte hilf mir, das durchzustehen - Lord please help me get through this

Timo komm bitte her und es ist mir egal, ob das Team hier ist, ich habe Schmerzen!!!- Timo please come here and I don't care if the team is here, I'm in pain!!!

Sonderlieferung für das hübscheste Mädchen, das ich je gesehen habe.- Special delivery for the prettiest girl I've ever seen.————————————
(Don't mess with my kid)

(Lydia is there daughter in the future)

Lydia: Mommy someone hurt me!
Celine: Mommy's gonna drop kick anyone who touches you.
Timo: and Daddy's going to bail mommy out of jail.
Erik: you two are horrible parents.
Logan: I think there good parents. 😁
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(Idk 🤣)

Timo: they always call me "Verlierer". have no chance.

Celine: c'mon Verlierer it's not a big deal.
Celine: oh shit it's me.
Timo: can i come over and rail you?
Celine: i will wait in my bed.
(A/N: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am dying of laughter form writing this)
Verlierer- Loser
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(Nah my boyfriend crazy)

Tylor Seguin: I like you, I don't give a fuck about your boyfriend
Celine:Nah, my boyfriend crazy, he kill people. 🙂
*Timo glaring at him*
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(Fun week)

Celine: Hey Timo, remember when you told me to go to the pharmacy?
Timo: yes?
Celine: there out of my medication for 5 days.
Timo: oh my god
Celine: it's gonna be a fun week!
Timo: I'm talking you to your father so he can take care of you
Celine: through sickness and health motherfucka.
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(Brielle is grounding Celine)

Brielle: you are grounded
Celine: what about work?
Brielle: fine...other than work, and no tv
Celine: my tv's broken
Brielle: than no computer
Celine: I need the computer for work.
Brielle: then no uh...
Celine's mind: ' please don't say guitar'
Brielle: no Timo!
Celine: what? No Timo!
Brielle: NO TIMO!
*Logan and Timo laughing in the back round*
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(Chapstick)

*Celine putting on chapstick*
Timo: what you doing, baby?
Celine: putting on chapstick.
Timo: really? What flavor is it?
Celine: uh... cherry.
Timo: can I try some?
Celine: of course, hun
*passes the chapstick*
*Timo throws it to the side*
*Timo kisses Celine*
Timo: your a good kisser baby. *smacks her ass*
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(Boobs)

Timo: when baby's cry, they get boobs in there mouth. And they stop crying.
Celine: what's your point honey?
Timo: I'm just saying the next time I cry.
Celine: really Timo.
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(Keys)

*Celine goes and sits on Timo lap*
Celine: Timo,baby, your keys are still in your pockets.
Timo: my keys aren't in my pocket's.
*Celine moving around Timo's lap*
Celine: no, their right here.
*continues moving around his lap*
Timo: Das ist mein Schwanz und könntest du bitte aufhören.*he squirms quietly*
Celine: i can feel your keys and those aren't your keys.
*she stills move around his lap and leaned
back into him*