Trip to Jerusalem

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A man and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem, when the wife suddenly died. The funeral company told him it would cost $45,000 to ship her home or $500 to bury her there in Jerusalem. The husband said "ship her home". Shocked the undertaker asked "but sir, why don't you bury her in the holy land and save money?" The man replies "a long time ago a man was buried here and 3 days later he rose from the dead........ I can't take that chance."

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