Hoodie: Has the threat been anihilated, Toby?
Toby: yessir
Masky: What was her name again? Someting like Carmen?
Toby: LOL DHARR MAN
Hoodie: ... that's not even close bro wtf
Masky: Yeah where was that from
Toby: so you see...
(wheezing rn) (this happened in a very funny comment section on a fanfic and it had me wheezing for 3 hours)
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Jeff: Are you coming to the movies with me tonight?
Nina: yesssssss of course jeffy~
Jeff: I was asking Smile Dog.
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Nina: Did you just fart? Because you blew me away~
Jeff: No, but I will if you don't leave. Now.
BEN: Wait, you'll fart or blow her away?
Jeff: Both.
Everyone in the room: I'm outta here-
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Slenderman: *walks into room*: Who farted here!?
Jeff: *without thinking* Your mom did.
(R.I.P JEFFREY WOODS-)
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(IDK WHY THERE'S SO MANY FART RELATED STUFF-
JUST GO WITH IT)
anyway bye 🦭
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Creepypasta Headcannons and Incorrect Quotes
Fanficbasically the title some of my ocs are included :) Highest Rankings: #3 in creepypasta headcannons on 5 April 2023
