Intro

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*America pov*

I yawned and grabbed my phone, checking the time. 

1:23

Perfect time to  look at gay shit on my phone!

Normal people do that at 1am, right?

Perhaps I should introduce myself. I'm America. I forced the author to let me do this intro!

(Stfu ame or I'm taking your stash of oil.)

Y-You  cant-

(I can.)

Whelp, anyways, I'm America, and  for context tomorrow's actually my fist day of high-school. Buf instead of not falling asleep but also crying, I decided to distract myself and bury my problems! Yay!

That's not healthy, is it?

Anyways, on with the show~


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