⚠️About the book⚠️
MOSTLY ABOUT DDOSOMA! I add others sometimes ꨄ
Disclaimer: Most of these aren't proofread ꨄ
Routine: I'll post on Monday, Tuesday, Saturday, and Sunday ꨄ
Backlash?: There might be smuts so, if you don't like them; 🚪. If youn mess...
⚠️: Might b cringe ⚠️: Grammer/spelling ⚠️: Might not make sense ⚠️: Kinda long
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"Hey y'all!" Y/n smiled, waving at the camera with her bsf and boyfriend in the back. "Today, me and Asia are going to have a girls day, but with a twist" Y/n stated, looking at Dd. Dd js rolled his eyes, and got on his phone. "Today, Dd is going to be one of the girls!" Y/n laughed, Cresting his chin.
"You ready?" Y/n asked Dd, sitting on his lap. "You paying for everything too" Y/n joked, leaning back on him. "Ion got a problem wit paying fa everything but, ion wanna be doing dat gay shit" Dd complained, fluffing his curls. "Aww, too bad" Y/n sarcastically smiled, to piss him off. "Where y'all wanna go first?" Dd asked, both Asia and Y/n.
Y/n got off his lap. "Let's go to the mall" Asia chimed in, standing up. "Aii" Dd responded, putting his phone in his pocket. "Les go" Dd added, walking to the door. ★
"Ight y'all, we at the mall. And I js wanna say, Dd can't drive fa shit" Y/n complained, and she tripped on her own feet. "That's what the fuck you get" Dd laughed, walking on the side of her. "Stfu. Anyways, let's go" Y/n stated, as they entered the mall.
"Let's go to "Fashion Nova" first." Y/n started walking towards the store with Asia on the side of her, and Dd behind, following along. They made it to the store. "Ooh, dis would look so cute on you" Asia smiled, placing a dress over Y/n's clothes. "Ooh, Dd, what you think?" Y/n asked Dd, walking over to him.
"Te verías hermosa en eso, pero ¿podemos irnos ahora?" Dd responded, putting his phone in his pocket. Y/n smacked her lips before responding, "We js got here, have fun."—"How tf am I supposed to have fun in a female store?" Dd asked, squinting his eyes. "Here. You take dis, and I'll js wait outside the store" Dd stated, handing Y/n his debit card. "Mch, dats not da challenge" Y/n rolled her eyes.
"Aii bro. What you wanna do?" Dd asked, looking around the store. "Let's try on outfits" Y/n smiled, pulling Dd to the dressing room, grabbing a whole bunch of outfits, as she go.
"Ight, try on dis" Y/n commanded, handing Dd a tight jumpsuit. Dd's face dropped, as he noticed the jumpsuit. "Hell nah, you buggin" Dd exclaimed, rolling his eyes. "Im jp, but try dis on" Y/n said, grabbing a dress. She got up and brought him in the dress room, with her.
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Y/n walked out the dress room by herself, all happy. Asia watched as an audience. "Ok Dd, come out" Y/n smiled, signaling him to come out. "No" Dd said, sternly. "Come out!" Y/n commanded, pulling on Dd, until he came out. "If y'all say sum funny shit, wrd2 ma dead, imma smack da shit out of both of y'all" Dd explained, as he noticed them turning red, trying to hide their laughs.
"You look good, D" Asia claimed, awkwardly. Dd mugged her, as she was nodding her head, awkwardly. "Be fucking for real" Y/n laughed, recording Dd. "Bro, chill" Dd rolled his eyes, pacing to the dressing room.
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"Your total is, $356.90" the cashier said, handing Y/n and Asia the bags. Dd payed of course, before they left the store. "I'm kinda hungry" Y/n stated, resting her head on Dd's shoulder. "Good, you can fucking starve until you delete dat video of me, dic" Dd responded, making Y/n lift her head up. "Shii, say less" Y/n whispered, deleting the video. "Aii, where y'all wanna go?" Dd asked.
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"Ight guys, dis video is coming to an end" Y/n smiled, in the camera. "But, I wanna do one more things wit my "girls" tho" Y/n added, with a devious smirk. "WERE GOING TO A SPA!" Y/n shouted, showing the camera. "You ready bae?" Y/n asked Dd, who was on his phone. "Hell nah" Dd replied, opening the door for Y/n and Asia.
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"Y/n, Ddosama, and Asia" the lady at the front said, leading them up to a room. Dd grabbed Y/n's hand, as she was taking videos. "We're getting a facial?" Asia asked the man, who was supposedly, "our worker." He nodded. "Dd, go first" Asia laughed, pointing to the chair. "You got me fuck-" before Dd could finish, the man cut him off, "Ddosama is first!"
Dd stuck the middle finger up, before sitting in the chair. The man grabbed a roller and rubbed it on Dd's face. He then, swirled his hand in something sticky, before trying to plant it on Dd's face. "If I feel dat shit go on ma face, wrd 2 everything, you getting clapped"(🤨) Dd warned the man, leaning up in the chair.
"Dd" Y/n closed her eyes, resting her head in her free hand. "What? You know what, I'm done. Fuck dis challenge" Dd exclaimed, walking out the room. "Oh damn" Asia whispered. "You tryna go check on him?" Asia added, looking out the room. "After dis facial, his crybaby ass gon be ok" Y/n responded, pacing to the chair.
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"Y'all ready?" Dd asked lowly, as they left the room. "Yea, you good?" Asia asked, as they left. "Mhm" Dd mumbled, driving off. "Y'all, Imma end dis video, like and subscribe" Y/n smiled, before ending the video.
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Dd dropped Asia home, before he made it to the crib. "Im sorry for being extra during the challenge" Y/n apologized, hugging Dd. "You good, ma heart" Dd responded, picking her up, during the hug. He started walking upstairs, still holding her.
They took a shower together and after they were done, they got dressed; matching PJ's. "Película?" Dd asked, laying beside her, under the covers. Y/n nodded, and Dd put on a movie. Not soon after, she fell asleep and Dd put her on top of him, spidey gripping her ass, before falling asleep too.
