Ango Sakaguchi's troubles are the source of joy for Osamu Dazai, especially when he learned that Ango lost a lot of hair because of this incident, and he was almost bald.
Osamu Dazai, who is not dead but not dead, almost laughed so hard that he fell off the table.
"Hahahaha Ango..." Dazai Osamu patted Sakaguchi Ango on the shoulder with a suppressed smile, "Your hairline is already high, if you continue to worry about this, you will definitely go bald."
"It's not possible, it's certain. " Osamu Dazai emphasized.
Ango Sakaguchi patted Osamu Dazai's hand expressionlessly: "Go away."
He doesn't have such a friend who gloats at other people's misfortune. He forgot who helped to clean up the files, right?
Ango Sakaguchi threw a death gaze at Osamu Dazai.
Osamu Dazai slapped the table indifferently and laughed wildly: "The bald Ango hahahaha——"
Ango Sakaguchi looked at Sakunosuke Oda who was leisurely drinking beside him: "Oda, I think Dazai will die laughing soon, how about we Find a cemetery for him."
"Didn't he always want to commit suicide?" Sakaguchi Ango showed a fierce look on his face, "I will satisfy him today."
Oda Sakunosuke: ...
Oda Sakunosuke hesitated: "That's not necessary Ango, calm down."
Osamu Dazai wiped the saline solution from the corner of his eyes: "Yes, Ango, calm down."
Ango Sakaguchi also knew what kind of person Dazai Osamu was, and when he said this, he just said it out of embarrassment. After a while, he returned to the image of an elegant and calm office worker.
"Speaking of which, the port mafia is also involved in this project." Ango Sakaguchi said slowly, "Colleagues from the Supernatural Secret Service Division who participated in this project told me that the Hong Kong gangsters have been obsessed with adding drama to the Hong Kong gangsters' gravity envoys. "
Ogai Mori hoped that this investment would bring good reactions to the Hong Kong gangsters. Since it was for publicity, of course he wanted to add drama to his own side.
At this time, it is necessary for Zhongyuan Zhongya to "debut" to save Hong Kong gangsters. Of course, Zhongyuan Zhongya, who has been on a business trip, does not know about this matter.
Perhaps one day when he comes back from a business trip, he will be surprised to find that the streets are full of his posters, and this is a 'surprise' given to him by his direct leader, Mori Ogai.
Of course, this act of carrying private goods was mercilessly suppressed by the Supernatural Secret Service.
"Hahahaha——" Osamu Dazai felt that the happiness he got today was his share for a year, "Mr. Mori, is this going to let the dwarf make his debut to save Hong Kong gangsters?"
Osamu Dazai couldn't help slapping the table and laughing wildly: "It can't be done. , This is the funniest joke I have ever heard in my life."
"Hurry up, Ango, don't stop Mr. Mori, let his plan succeed quickly, I can already see the day when Chuya dances to the Pure Land of Bliss in a jk suit Yes." Osamu Dazai laughed so hard that his cheeks were flushed, and he almost lost his breath.
"Even if Hong Kong gangsters want to change the animation to their own side, what you said, Dazai, will not appear." Oda Sakunosuke looked at him puzzled, "Dancing to the Pure Land of Paradise or something."
Dazai Osamu continued to laugh wildly.
Ango Sakaguchi took a sip of wine silently, and then complained: "It will never appear, and, Oda, do you know what the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss is!"
"It was Dazai who showed it to me." Oda Sakunosuke decisively sold it Osamu Dazai.
Osamu Dazai looked at Ango Sakaguchi meaningfully: "Ango seems to understand very well, did he sneak a peek at work, I have to report it to Chief Taneda." Ango Sakaguchi couldn't help roaring: "It's not because of you! "
"Send me a video in the middle of the night!!" Ango Sakaguchi pinched Osamu Dazai's neck and shook violently, "Can you send something normal!"
Osamu Dazai tremblingly stretched out his hand: "Let go, let go, Ango, I'm going to die That's it."
"Odasaku, help—"
Every normal person who gets along with Osamu Dazai will probably end up like 'Kunikida' in the end.
...
Ango Sakaguchi sat gracefully on a chair in the bar: "That's probably how it happened. Both the Supernatural Secret Service and the Port Mafia failed to win the right to speak about the adaptation due to their own obstacles."
Sakunosuke Oda: "So ..."
"So, the protagonist is still from the perspective of the Armed Detective Agency, and the overall content of the manga should not change." Ango Sakaguchi said slowly, "Just add the perspectives of Dazai and Chuya Nakahara."
" I will also appear, but I don't think there will be many scenes." Ango Sakaguchi sighed, "I'd rather not have any scenes at all."
"Your appearance, Oda, should be in the Dark Ages." Ango Sakaguchi recalled what he knew, "Actually, I also It's strange, many things happened in the manga, but the three of us didn't break up like in the manga."
"mimic has never landed in Yokohama." Sakaguchi Ango was puzzled, "Ki Deming obviously went to I lost Italy and was wiped out by enthusiasm."
Osamu Dazai, the chief culprit of the misfortune, picked up his glass to cover up his meaningful smile: "Hey, who knows about that."
Ango Sakaguchi shook his head: "The world of manga is just One possibility, after all, there are not so many superpowers in the manga, there is only a system of superpowers."
"It's normal to make mistakes." Ango Sakaguchi shrugged, "I'm still very glad that the reality is not like the manga Development."
Sakunosuke Oda looked at him suspiciously: "What?"
Ango Sakaguchi smiled softly: "I didn't kill you."
"Although I am not the murderer who directly killed you Oda in the manga, it also indirectly caused you to die ." I'm very guilty." Sakaguchi Ango's cheeks were already flushed, and it could be seen that he was a little drunk.
"The Dazai in the manga hates me very much." Ango Sakaguchi poked at Osamu Dazai, "As soon as we met in the main story, he pointed a gun at me."
"He definitely hates me!" Ango Sakaguchi muttered.
"Ango..." Oda Sakunosuke frowned slightly, "Are you drunk?"
Sakaguchi Ango said with a big tongue, "Chai, no firewood!"
But before Oda Sakunosuke took down the wine glass in Sakaguchi Ango's hand, Sakaguchi Ango His head was already stuck on the table, and then he couldn't get up.
"How much did Ango drink just now?" Oda Sakunosuke really didn't pay attention just now, but looking at the wine bottle next to him, it seemed that he drank a lot.
"Dazai, let's send Ango back." Oda Sakunosuke turned around and wanted to call Dazai for help.
Dazai Osamu didn't know when he was already lying on the sofa behind him, closed his eyes peacefully, and snored from time to time, he seemed to be sleeping soundly.
Oda Sakunosuke: ...
Three people came to drink, two of them fell down, and he was the only one who survived.
Oda Sakunosuke could only carry the two of them into the taxi without any complaints, and then sent them home one by one.
He asked the taxi driver to drive the car near Ango Sakaguchi's apartment, and then took him upstairs.
Before leaving, Oda Sakunosuke asked the driver to wait for him and take care of Dazai Osamu who was drunk in the back seat.
The driver patted his chest and promised: "Don't worry, just add more money."
"6000 yen." As expected of Yokohama.
Oda Sakunosuke decided to cut the price: "5w."
"Deal." The driver said readily.
Oda Sakunosuke: ...
I always feel as if I have been slaughtered, and this driver has no intention of hiding it at all!
Oda Sakunosuke, who was not good at words, hesitated to speak, but still did not continue to chop, and carried Ango Sakaguchi to the upstairs.
In the back seat, Osamu Dazai, who was said to be a puddle of drunk, suddenly opened his eyes, and there was no trace of drunkenness in his deep pupils.
The smell of alcohol on his body was also caused by knocking over the wine glass on purpose.
Osamu Dazai turned over, his expression couldn't be seen clearly in the dark car, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
...
After a long business trip, Zhongyuanzhong finally completed the mission abroad, and returned to Hong Kong to report to the gangsters. After the last drug problem was solved, Zhongyuanzhong also conducted a strict investigation of its subordinates to ensure that there would be no more There are such things happen.
The first thing he did when he returned to Yokohama was to report the progress of the mission to the leader, Mori Ogai. Nakahara was already familiar with this process, and nothing went wrong.
"Boss, this is the general content." Chuya Nakahara bent slightly, bowed and said, "For the detailed content, I will write a task summary."
Mori Ogai nodded slightly: "Thank you, Chuya-kun."
As expected He is a subordinate whom Mori Ogai admires, and Chuya Nakahara's mobility is second to none.
After finishing this report, Nakahara Chuya withdrew from Mori Ogai's office. Nakahara Chuya was tired after traveling such a long distance. Mori Ogai knew the way of the imperial court, so he gave Nakahara Chuya a day off.
Koyo Ozaki passed by, and happened to run into Nakahara Nakaya who was going out.
Chuya Nakahara respected Koyo Ozaki very much, so he took the initiative to stop: "Sister Hongye."
Koye Ozaki looked at him in surprise, "Chuya, when did you come back?"
"I've only been back for a few hours." Chuya Nakahara Rubbing his nose, "The leader saw that I had traveled a long distance and worked so hard, so he gave me a day off."
"The world famous paintings that Nakahara Nakahara was on a business trip are gone." Ozaki Koyo murmured.
Koye Ozaki spoke in a very low voice, so Nakahara couldn't hear him clearly. He looked at her suspiciously: "Sister Hongye, what are you talking about?
" Have a good rest."
"By the way, Chuya, when you were on a business trip, there was a courier, and I put it on the desk in the office for you." Nakahara Chuya was not in Hong Kong at that time, and the person who received the courier sent it to Ozaki Hongye There, "It seems that Dazai sent it to you."
"Dazai?" Nakahara Naka also looked disgusted, "This guy must have no good intentions."
Ozaki Koye chuckled: "I don't know about that concubine, but I have The police did a rough check, and it shouldn't be a bomb or something."
Zhong Yuanzhong was also confused, and went to the office to pick up his courier.
Facing this group of unknown objects, Zhong Yuanzhong also fell into deep thought.
That bastard didn't think he was pleasing to the eye, so he put a gas bomb in it, and was going to poison him to death.
"Why did Dazai suddenly send me something?" Nakahara Nakahara opened the package in puzzlement.
It wasn't the dangerous items he was thinking of inside, but a pair of ordinary shoes, if it had to be different from other shoes.
Probably because the heels are extremely high, the kind that hate the sky, I feel like I can walk on stilts.
Chuya Nakahara: ...
This bastard is definitely laughing at him, right, absolutely! !
Angrily, he picked up the letter that came with the package.
'Zhongye~ This is a gift from fans, remember to sign for it, this is everyone's love. '
'By the way, there is also red wine, but I drank all of this for you, so don't thank me. — Osamu Dazai. '
Chuya Zhongyuan: ...
"Tai-zai-rule!!"
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