(For The Upcoming Book "Misfits")
We cut to Vox Machina sitting on the ground as we see Grog playing with the decapitated hand, Scanlan putting on his clothes, and Trinket laying down next to Vex and Vax
Keyleth: Does this mean we're officially banned from...Every tavern in Emon?
Y/N: Well no, there is Shaws
Pike: Shaws close down remember Y/N?
Y/N: Shit. Right, the other bar fight
Vax: Ugh, wonderful. We have no money, no place to live, and fuck all the prospects
Scanlan then joins up with the team as Percy looks at Grog as he makes the capitated hand do the bird...Nice
Percy: Well perhaps if someone didn't accidentally decapitate the last fellow who hired us
Grog: Well I apologize didn't I?
Vex: "Sigh" We have a mountain of debts and (Grabs the bag of money and shakes it) My god, three silver to our name
Y/N: We need a job. Anything at this point
Pike: I mean, if protecting carts from swindlers and killing goblins for gold isn't getting us anywhere (Stands up) I don't know, maybe-maybe we could try doing some good this time?
The team looks at one another before responding
Everyone: Nah!
Grog: Boring!
Pike: (Looks at Y/N) Y/N you agree with me right?
Y/N: As much as I want to do some good at some point rather than getting my ass kicked by a golem again, we don't really have the best reputation to get hired for a job such as that
Pike looks down sadly
Keyleth: Have you guys ever thought...Maybe we're not really meant to do this? I mean, Vex and Vax only care about themselves
Vex/Vax: Well fuck you
Keyleth: Grog just wants to murder everyone
Grog: Meh pretty much
Keyleth: Y/N, only wants to look for books for some reason
Y/N: It's a bit complicated
Keyleth: Percy barely wants to be seen with us in public, and Scanlan wants-
Scanlan: To bed everyone in the realm. Yes you can say it Keyleth I'm not ashamed
Scanlan hands Grog his guitar and Grog puts the hand and the guitar into a magic pouch
Keyleth: "Sigh" Honestly, why are we even....Together?
The group stays quiet
Scanlan: Welp, while you are all moping around, I got to drain the proverbial basilisk
Scanlan leaves as he whistles. He walks around before finding a job board as a guard starts to stick a poster up. Scanlan walks up to it and begins to pee
Scanlan: Ah...
Scanlan looks at the job board and sees something.
Scanlan: Hm?
He looks closer but accidentally causes him to pee on the guard. The guard looks at Scanlan annoyed. Scanlan notices this and quickly realizes as he stops and starts to close his zipper
Scanlan: Whoops! My apologizes "Nervous chuckle" Has a mind of its own sometimes
Guard: What's the matter with you!?
The guard leaves angrily and Scanlan looks at the board. We cut back to the group still sitting on the ground a bit saddened. The team then hears footsteps and looks up to Scanlan running back to them as he holds a poster
Scanlan: This! This is our purpose!
Scanlan then shows the group the poster that says "Wanted Mercenaries.....Reward!"
Scanlan: Fighting for justice! For glory, protecting the kingdom and stuff, and most importantly (Throws the poster away) Lots of 🎶Money!🎶
The group smiles but then quickly stops as Scanlan's pants fall off. Vex immediately covers Trinket's eyes as Y/N smacks his mask with his hand
COMING SOON
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Ideas & Announcements
RandomThis is where I'm gonna probably have ideas of books that I would like to write one day, as well as some announcements of currents books
