Red Sea

Chapter 1 - First Day Cliché

- Hazel -

Jennifer who?

Grin grin grin. I'll have the new assassin complete that, I'm just... too busy.

"Jennifer who?" He says with that same exact way I would've said it if I had said it out loud.

Honestly it's very laughable at and I could see him try and hold his laughter, not Jennifer who, it's actually Jennifer Smootcomics. Yes. Last name= Smootcomics.

I gave him the job and he left. Smootcomics? Good thing that whole line of humans will be over.

I feel sympathy. Hah no I don't. You could say I feel second hand embarrassment for anyone with that last name.

I get up. Ray. Ray. Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayleight. Rayleight. Rayleight Honors. Rayleight Emory Honors.

*knock knock knock* "I'm not here!" *door opens* "I said I'm not here you dumbo, didn't you hear meh?"

"I figured since you're not here I could do my usual snooping into your fridge"

"DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING TOUCH MY FRIDGE OR I'LL SHOOT YOUR RIGHT HAND OFF"

. . .

"Jokes on you bitch I'm right AND left handed"

*door opens*

"Most of human population has got both hands actually so that's nothing new Ray"

I fall on Ray and attack her. My HAIR!! Oh no she didn't! Yes she did. She ruined my perfectly done hair.

Such. A. Bitch.

We got school in like what? 3 hours? How will I fix this?

Moi looks at watch. Moi almost gets a heart attack. Moi then removes herself off Ray. Moi panics!

"WE HAVE 20 MINS BEFORE SCHOOL"

"Wut? Uhum I'm wearing a blood stained hoodie, how am I supposed to clean and dry it in 20 mins?" Little miss Blueberry head says.

Idiot. Why didn't you bring extra clothes from your heist huh?

Ray then threw something and my dude held it up and I saw what it was. Lmao.

It was a black dress with fades and tints of blue. I burst out laughing.

"It would totally match your hair dunning!"

"Yas dahling, I bought it specifically for you and incase you can convince everyone that your hoodie just got ketchup on it, you'll wear that dress blueberry head"

"Ugh shut up, what shall I call you then? Tomato head?"

"Rude"

I swear I know that inside those 2 minds they have the little thought of calling me eggplant head but know very well I would chase them around with a knife if they did that

"What about-" Ray started, I cut her off

"DON'T YOU DARE OR THIS TIME I'LL CUT BOTH HANDS"

We were stopped from fighting by the reminder from defo-younger-than-me-little-blueberry-head-but-taller-than-me-girl-wut that school was in LESS than 20 mins.

Rush rush rush rush rush rush.

Ha ha seeing my little dude in a dress? No. Never. Ofcourse there would be a way. She damn just took my precious purple curtains and wrapped it around herself.

Yas. Little miss I-will-not-give-in = psycho

Nothing new.
Question tho, aren't we all pyschos?

Look at it this way, if a person completely out of earth comes here and idk maybe that person uses slippers as hats, they'll find the poeple who use slippers as slippers... pyschos.