There was a time when people put mushrooms on their food, like salads or steak. Nowadays people don't even understand the basics of CQC. Like how do you not know that? It's as simple as rock, paper, scissors. I guess not since apparently sales tax is making the food industry a lie. I went to good ol' McDonald's and checked out their dollar menu, and it said clear as slightly smudged crystal wine glasses that just came out of the dishwasher, "Cheeseburger... $1.00" because it's on the dollar menu. Because that's how you take care of business, because that's the heart and sole that this nation was built upon. Now with dollar in hand reaching to hand it to the cashier, they dare look me in the eyes and say, "Your total is $1.07..." they didn't flinch, blink, smile, get on their hands and knees and beg the great lord Neil Degrassi Tyson for forgiveness, nothing. They just told me straight up like the street thug they was raised to be. So now I'm in a predicament, with no change and no extra cash how am I supposed to pay for this burger? I don't... simple as apple pie on Thanksgiving, I don't. I pocketed my money and walked right out that slightly hard to open door and forgot about everything. This is why Willie Wonka got so pissed off at Charlie when he took a swig of his Fizzy Lifting Drinks... broke ass Charlie didn't pay shit let alone the sales tax. Mr. Wonka wasn't having that, especially in his house. Fucking knocked that kid out straight, pulled out his piece and wasted that little 11 or whatever age he was shit who didn't pay his sales tax. This right here is why people put mushrooms on salads and steaks.
