Nothing But Trouble//poc x mha

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Y/n's

"Gang you gotta chill "I groaned
I was currently standing in an empty hallway with izuku's dramatic ass
He was freaking the fuck out

"Y/n I'm scared!"izuku grabbed me by my shoulders shaking me back and fourth

"Yea I'd be scared too if I had to spend 18 years of my life taking care of somebody"

"Y/n do you think I'll be a good father?"

"Absolutely not...you a bitch, always crying"

He looked up at me with white girl tears
"Nigga look at yo goof ass you a grown man crying on the floor like let's be real here number one hero my ass"

He started crying more
I groaned throwing my head back"You look a mess"

"IZUKU SHE'S COMING! AH! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE !YOU HAVE NO REASON TO BE CRYING!"

On god the whole hospital heard uraraka screaming
Shit she even mad me jump a little

He rushed towards the door his hand shaking as he went to grab the doorknob "I can't do this!"he grabbed handfuls of his hair

I kicked him in his back sending him flying in the room scaring the doctor

"Izuku. Y/n. Behave"inko scolded us with the infamous booty hole lips

"But y/n-"
"Get over here and hold your wife's hand!"she pointed izuku scurrying over to uraraka's side crying with her

"Y/n if you wanna stay you better act right"

"Damn alright alright"I mumbled walking next to the bed next to uraraka's parents who were giving me the side eye

I cleared my throat "so...y'all excited or what?"I rocked back and fourth on my feet from the awkwardness

I never seen uraraka's parents ever since her and izuku started dating and they invited us all over for dinner and that dinner was straight ass

Cuz I seen a roach under Toshinori's chair and i had lost my appetite and dipped without a word
Yea it was probably rude but wasn't it even more rude to have your guest in a roach farm?
"Alright get ready to push Mrs.Midorya?"

"FUCK! YES!"urakaka cried out face sweaty hair matted and mascara running

I snorted "sound like you ready for some-"
Inko pinched my arm "damn what the fuck?!"I winced rubbing my arm
"don't you dare"she glared

Izuku looked at me in amusement mouthing 'that's what you get'

I lifted my middle finger to scratch my nose making him scowl at me until uraraka's grip almost crushed his hand

After everyone finished fawning over the new born they noticed you and izuku were missing
"Where's that dumbass at now?"
"The kids are in the room across the hall"inko sighed
All might shaking his head chuckling"it's like they never changed"

"Woah what the hell happened?!"kirishima said as everyone entered the separate hospital room izuku and me were being held in
"They went into shock and passed out during the birth I'm sure they'll be fine they just need a moment and some water"the doctor said exiting the room

After ten minutes I woke up and the horrid flashbacks hit me

I looked at kat "Fuck this I'm not having kids"