"Ooh, girl, I wanna know
Are you ready to cry?
'Cause I'm no good, no good
Ooh, girl, I wanna try
I'm an awful guy
And I'm always away
And I'm tryin' to say
I'm a piece of shit
Believe in this
I'm tellin' you
'Cause we barely knew
What we had
I'm no...
Mina and momo locked me and Azalon outside the event hall because' it's a surprise you gotta wait till you walk down the aisle'
"You guys are so bipolar you guys were just fighting now you're shawdow boxing"Mina rolled her eyes as she led the staff inside
"Is that why he has a black eye?"Mitski asked walking into the castle with my grandma
"Yup cuz y/n is crazy ribbit"tsu commented
"No I'm not! I'm an angel right Mitsuki?"I hugged her
"Yes a joy to my life!"she grinned
"Oh you guys are best friends again? great more trouble"
"Come on granny Evona you know you love me"Azalon kissed her cheek
"Kiss ass"I mumbled
I tried sneaking behind Mitsuki and my grandma to get into the event hall but Mina saw me and slammed the door
I stuck up my middle fingers thinking she didn't see but she popped her head outside the door and glared at me
"This is bullshit I can't see my own wedding decorations I should be the one to critique it what if it's trash"
I turned to Azalon to see that smug look on his face He always had that same face when we were little and were planning on starting trouble
"Wanna go see it?"he asked
I nodded and followed behind him we ended up running through a few hallways then he crawled under the staircase leading us to a crawl space too small for him but perfect for me
I followed behind him "Azalon how the hell did you know this was here ?I've never seen this part of the castle before and I've lived here"
"It's been here how do you think I snuck into the castle to play with you when we were younger"
"Wait a damn minute when we used to play hide n seek was this where you were?!"
"Uhh yea" I punched his leg "cheater -"I let out a chief keef cough "this place dusty as hell how was I supposed to know this was your hiding place"
"You always won you needed to be humbled "
"How much longer we gon crawl bruh I need my knees for later-"I was cut off when I face planted into his ass
He turned around and covered his mouth laughing "Wait till we get out of here I'm gonna beat your ass"
"Calm down you're lucky I didn't fart"he laughed
"No you're lucky you didn't fart cuz we would've been boxing in this crawl space"
He laughed then moved a piece of the wall revealing a window that we could see the whole ceremony set up
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"This shit fancy as hell"I said "Damn how many people gon be here?"Azalon asked "A lot plus all the civilians of the underworld " "That's crazy "
"We'll I am the first female ruler it's a big deal grandma said i even have a special song that's supposed to be played when I walk down the aisle and the after party is in the castle of Amon also instead of me just doing a father daughter dance with all might after that I have to dance with my grandfather you know the dance with the devil type stuff"I had to catch my breath after all that
"Wow I'm excited to see this imagine if you tripped on your way down the aisle I'm gonna make sure I have a front row seat"he laughed
I rolled my eyes "my walk starts on the entrance bridge because the civilians can't all fit in the castle the wall is gonna be so long"
"Sucks to be you"he slapped my back
My phone started buzzing it was a FaceTime call from Izuku Me and Azalon headed out the crawl space and went back to my room
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"Yea what's up?" "Y/n where are you? We need you to open the gate Lucifer's not answering his phone"
"Ight you at home right?" "Yes why?" "Cuz I'm sending the gate to your backyard" "Ok hold on I have to grab the baby bag"
"Baby bag? Who's baby?! You have a kid?!I'M AN UNCLE AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!"Azalon cried
"Bro shut the fuck up its izuku and Uraraka's baby"
He smacked is lips "well where the hell is yours?"
"Um no where to be found"
"Who are you talking to y/n?" I turned the camera to Azalon "Azalon?! Ouuu y/n kaachan's gonna kill you"
"Chill it ain't even like that don't gas it up" "Did you punch him again?-" "We're past that now hurry your ass up and walk through the gate a dragon should be waiting for you there"I said then hung up
"I can't believe you chose mina to be your maid of honor instead of me I'm not even in the wedding and I'm your best friend" Azalon wiped away fake tears
"Damn you right I mean momo has an extra bridesmaid dress if you really wanna be in the wedding "I laughed
"Bet I think I'll look good in a dress"
"Y/N ITS SEVEN THIRTY ALREADY GET DOWN HERE!"I heard Mina yell
"Come on I know you wanna see my dress"
Mini Time skip
"Lucifer's gonna open the gates at Eight so stay in here and start getting ready"Mina said
"Lucifer and Allmight are gonna come to get you when it's time to walk down the aisle"Hakagure squealed the closed the door
Izuku came through the door looking stressed out With Yuri and her oversized diaper bag in one arm and my dresses in the other
"Hey Azalon could you please hold Yuri for me and put this over your shoulder she has a drool problem"
Azalon's eyes shimmered as izuku placed her in his arms
He dropped the baby bag on the chair and let out a breath "Y/n what kind of dresses are those they weigh a ton and why do you have two dresses?"
"One is my wedding dress and the other is for the after party duh"
"Hi Mitsuki ,hi mom"izuku kissed them both on their cheeks
"The boys are in the main castle I'll watch Yuri for you during the wedding"Inko said
"Great thanks mom see you guys later oh and y/n I hope you trip and fall down the aisle"he grinned as he walked out the door
"Bitch" "Hey! N/n language!"
Azalon started laughing "yea dirty mouth watch your language"
"Shut the- freak up that's why you look like somebody babymomma"
